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A Sharp Knife Is Safer

Nick Douglas

The story of how I sliced my palm open, told 100 ways.

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80: Epigraphs

Thank you so much for following my 80 iterations of “A Sharp Knife Is Safer.” The remaining 20 iterations are left as an exercise for the reader.

“Second prize is a set of steak knives.” — David Mamet, Glengarry Glen Ross

“A mediocre idea...

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79: Bible verses

Thank you for reading “A Sharp Knife Is Safer.” In return for your patience with this project, I’m giving you a 20% discount: Next week I end this series at 80 versions. Longer, honestly, than I expected to last.

Next year, who knows what...

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78: Seinfeld

George pretends to be “born again” so he can go on a missions trip to rural Mexico. “It’s a free vacation! They pay you to go!” Seeking inspiration for catalog copy, Elaine brings home J. Peterman knives. Kramer goes wild for them and hand-...

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77: Anglish

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In the summer between lorehalls, I sold cookroom knives from a list. I couldn’t wheedle folk to buy much, but I did wheedle myself these were the best knives at any outlay. I did get my mom to bespeak a jackknife for my d...

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76: Sex and the City segues

Coffee may be for closers. But how do you land a coffee date with your door-to-door salesman?

They say the first cut is the deepest. For Samantha, it came when her boy toy suggested edge play.

While Samantha danced on the edge of a knife,...

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