Have You Heard This?
Aaron HertzogAaron Hertzog (comedian, writer, friend) turns his thoughts, feelings, weird obsessions, and tiny meltdowns into comedy. Dumb thoughts and sharp takes about the cultural absurdities and common anxieties of modern life.
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Have You Heard That the Odds Have Been Flattened?
The NBA revamped its Draft Lottery system this week (if you don’t care about sports, no need to skip ahead, I promise this is less about sports and more about life, okay?) They did this in their seemingly never-ending quest to stop “tanking...
I Demand Your Publication Issue a Correction about the Alleged ‘Sexual Inadequacy’ of the So-Called ‘Bad Lay Strangler.’
It’s just not a nice thing to call somebody…
If you’re reading this, congratulations, you have broken my cypher and proven yourself worthy of my message. Open your minds, editors of the City Post Tribune, for you are taking in the gospel o...
Have You Heard That Memorial Day Monday is still "the Weekend"?
Here is one short humor piece and a podcast from ~~this~~ last week. For your enjoyment.
Enjoy them!
This piece was inspired by a one-liner from my stand-up act about finding “my dream job” as a Food Tester for a King (punchline: because...
For Consideration of His Majesty, The King, on the Position of Royal Food Tester
Thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing back from you.
It is with great enthusiasm and an equal amount of utter hopelessness at the state of employment in the realm that I submit for consideration to the role of Official Food...
Have You Heard That We Just Have to do it Again?
I can’t believe that the Sixers have to play basketball today.
After a nail-biting Game Seven victory over the Boston Celtics, they have to play again, today, just two days later. After being down three games to one (with a flat-out embarr...
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Aaron Hertzog is a stand-up comedian, writer, and friend currently residing in Los Angeles.
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