Armchair Affairs
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| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 64 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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Out of Courtesy
Without pretense or posture, I’ll admit that I have been utterly disappointed by life. I don’t have the pride to grandstand about “what is and what ought to be.” I haven’t felt well enough to have an honest opinion about that in years.
I’m...
Anti-Pascal's Wager
We are going through it so hard that there is now a betting line for the end of the world.
What strikes me about this bet is that it is the perfect inverse of Pascal’s wager. If you bet against the second coming, it’s free money—provided t...
Psych Ward Pussy
Lord, I’ll confess it all.
I wanted footjobs from the girls in the grippy socks.
Step on me, babe.
It’s weird how reliably crushes formed in the ward. By definition, everyone was certifiably crazy, in the most unfuckable environment ima...
Identity Theft
IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY AND I HATE PANDERERS. AFTER ALL, NO ONE BUTCHERS YOUR IDENTITY QUITE LIKE A GROUPIE.
INVENTION MAKES A WHORE OF YOU. A GOOD IDEA IS PUBLIC DOMAIN TO BE RAPED AND PILLAGED BY EVERY SLAPDASH HACK FO...
Many Congratulations
Champagne flutes for everyone,
For toasts in praise of all our fun,
In cummerbunds, that do appraise
Our stupid ranks and useless ways.
A haze of rites of passage through,
A circlejerk of sticky goo.
Applause for nothing—unearned glee...
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