Petrified Pandemonium
Princess Unusualvignettes, mini-essays, comics, and lovely infodumps
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 8 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 2 years ago |
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Raspberries
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My body is filling up with donut fat.
The jelly is clogging my veins
and my arteries are snapping apart
Then I float, big as a helium ballo...
The Plan
I was ready for him to tell me I’m selfish and lazy
for not wanting to walk by myself.
He didn’t know walking by myself meant
armoring myself
or be beaten into a statistic and a missing post
I was ready for him to tell me I’m useless,...
Born With A Stitched Tongue
Getting caught up in sense makes you lose it and I got tittly to tittly to in buckets of no sir never sir. You should signal the siren to dump the secretions to a proper burial. A landfill of unfinished stories made up of dismembered limps....
Fluttering
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I fell into my reflection in the stream
breathing in jellyfish and stingrays
A glittering violet butterfly...
Carvings
Instead of shouting at me like I thought he would, he continued to stare at the map in front of him. His face was sometimes a scowl other times covered by the incense next to him.
“Our empire is falling,” he finally said. “The blizzard kil...
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