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take me to the river, to wash away my pain;
my memories, my darkness, and the scars that i have gained.
and when I’m clean and whole again, then maybe I’ll return,
to light a match, turn you to ash, and watch you fuckers burn.
post the pictures
where we’re wearing
our most perfect, practiced smiles.
document lies;
alter the truth.
no proof.
it can’t be fake if there’s no proof.
no one would ever be able to tell.
if they could, it wouldn’t end well....
my poetry was once all about the sun,
warmth and light and pleasant fun.
then i learned what it was you had done,
and why i always wished I could run.
my poetry reeks of your actions now;
i cry inside as i take a bow.
they don’t...
lost in the maze of my brain;
mining dopamine like it’s gold,
searching desperately for the chemicals
my brain wasn’t made to hold.
the noise shouldn’t have been there.
but it was.
against all odds, it was.
i should’ve heard silence.
instead, i heard screams.
the old ones.
the ones I heard
all those years ago.
and, sitting there alone in the dark,
i co...
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