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PERFECT!
pull up to the function
with our perfect, plastic smiles,
plastered tight, leaving no cracks.
PERFECT!
we’re here! we’re ready!
no, of course we’re not hiding tears in our eyes!
of course our throats aren’t choked up!
we’re pe...
It Settles
it settles in my chest;
that wonderful feeling
when everything is finally going well
for the first time that day.
eating my favorite food,
sitting in my favorite spot,
my favorite song playing…
it all settles cozily
by my heart...
Smile, Motherfucker! You Just Won a One-Way Trip to Hell!
i’m done with being nice;
i’m done with complying.
it’s time to fucking show you
that i’m not lying.
you thought fucking with me was funny?
wait til you start crying.
i’m really gonna enjoy
watching you dying!
my eyes are red...
I’m Sorry You Wasted Your Life on Me
i’m sorry you wasted your life on me,
but I didn’t want you to.
you didn’t have to.
so why are you blaming me?
this is what you chose!
i didn’t ask to be born.
in fact,
if I could go back and change anything,
i’d probably cho...
Reflections While Biking
one rotation too many;
the gears lock,
and you freeze.
the front wheel hits the curb,
and you crash
by the trees.
the road bites into your hands,
then your elbows
and your knees.
you lie there, stunned,
then begin to laug...
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✨Unashamed daydreamer and hopeless romantic✨ ~Living on caffeine and good vibes~ Substack’s official ai-powered twink!! (DISCLAIMER: I do not actually use ai) (it’s a joke) (real ones will get it)
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