Thoughts from a pessimistic optimist and empty-nester. This is not the place for you if any of your feeds describe you as “pulled together or perfectionist.” A true believer that the right shoes and jeans can make most bad days better.
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Ten Things I’d Buy Again Immediately (Plus a Surprise)
1. Jacket 2. Jeans
Doesn’t it feel like it’s the beginning of September? That’s because Labor Day was late this year, and I am pretty sure that is messing up my holiday prep. Because it’s essentially October, but I’m behaving like it’s A...
I Loved My Father; I am Also Relieved That He Died
In 2018, we drove past a beautiful old red barn and toward the squat cinderblock nursing home behind it to pick up my father so he could spend Thanksgiving with us. This was no small task. He was a large man. In diapers. He could not speak....
The Exact Items I Bought For Early Fall
Who doesn’t associate fall with the old movie “You’ve Got Mail”? The opening scenes in New York. The stream-of-consciousness monologue about the smell of pencils and fall in the city. You know what I cherish about that movie? Meg Ryan’s utt...
How Much Money I make on ShopMy
How many times have you clicked on someone’s Instagram link and wondered, where am I going? What’s the deal here? Before I started sharing links on ShopMy, it was a bit of a mystery. I followed women on Instagram, and when they posted somet...
The Clothes I am Actually Buying
1. Jacket 2. Shirt 3. Jeans 4. Bag 5. Uggs 6. Earrings 7. Lipstick
I don’t think I can do pumpkins anymore. No candles, no coffees, no cookies. America has officially given me pumpkin trauma. I will buy some green and white gourds f...
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This is for women who are curious, a little unraveled, and deeply uninterested in pretending they have it all together. Sober 18 years. Married to a neurosurgeon (I do not excel at this part). I write about trauma, healing, shame and denim.
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