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SDOV is coming SEPTEMBER 15!
I HAVE A RELEASE DATE!!!!!!
SPIKES, DICE & OTHER VARIABLES is coming SEPTEMBER 15! It feels incredibly surreal to finally have an official date for my book. I’m thrilled that SDOV will be releasing right alongside the timeline of the b...
Street Team Applications Now Open!
It’s time! 2026 is now upon us, and I am officially ready to launch into SPIKES, DICE, & OTHER VARIABLES full steam ahead! To start this process, I’m working on setting up a street team for anyone interested in helping support the book as i...
🚪ENTER HERE out December 2!🔪
We have a release date for ENTER HERE: AN ANTHOLOGY OF PORTALS!!!!!
If you haven’t checked out the details on this anthology yet, you can read all about it and pre-order your own copy on the Kickstarter page! I’m really excited about my sh...
✨OPEN CALL for Short Stories and Beta Readers!✨
I’ve got quite a few updates for you all today, and I’m really excited for all of them! There’s a lot in this newsletter, so I’m going to jump right into it.
1 - Anthology updates!
We have a tentative release date for TREAD LIGHTLY,...
☕REMNANTS OF RELICS is out TODAY!🫀
Happy REMNANTS OF RELICS day! I’m so excited for my short story, “Matters of the Heart” to finally be out in the world! This is my second publication, and I’m just so proud of it and the way I got to share a part of myself with the world th...
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