Don't Bother Reading
Because now that blogs are nearly kaput, it's time for someone to finish the job.
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Don Jr. Responds to Trump Wedding Snub
Daddy,
I just read this headline. Is it true?
I just want to say that I... well, I completely respect that you are very busy: Iran, golf, reruns of Gomer Pyle.
But Daddy... I have to be completely honest with you…. As soon as word got ou...
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Memorandum
TO: Provost Beancounter
FROM: Department of Communicative Synergies (formerly known as “Communications.)
DATE: May 18, 2026
SUBJECT: Comprehensive Summer Vacation Action Plan
Dear Provost Beancounter,
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My letter to the NYT: Cancelling my Subscription
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Dining with Tyrannious-Rex....
April 28th, Anno Domini 2026
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More Foreign Policy Rhymes
Little Donald Trump sat on the Gulf,
Watching the ships at sea.
“There’ll be no sailing unless you’re paying!
—And make it in crypto-currency.
“The logic is funny,” said the Donald of money,
“To open a door that is sealed,
But I’...
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