The Daily Pasture
A satirical bulletin from a small farm where the sheep are in charge and insist this was always the plan.
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"Freedom Farm" Chapter 12
No one on North Star Farm remembered a storm this bad.
No one on North Star Farm remembered a storm this bad.
Sheep Union Files Grievance Against Concept Of Morning
The sheep filed a formal grievance this week against the concept of morning, arguing that sunrise has become “an overly aggressive scheduling posture” imposed on the population without meaningful consultation, adequate shade, or a humane tr...
Frankie Declares Fire Pit Area “Basically The VIP Lounge”
The sheep were informed this week that Frankie has officially declared the fire pit area “basically the VIP lounge,” a move he said better reflects the current summer travel economy, in which everyone is exhausted, overspending, and eager t...
Flock Receives Targeted Ad For Anxiety Immediately After Thinking
The sheep were alarmed this week after several members of the flock reported receiving targeted ads for anxiety almost immediately after thinking anxious thoughts, a development Marvin described as “a troubling merger of surveillance capita...
Wellness Desk Urges Nation To Hydrate Before Processing Collapse
The sheep were advised this week by Whitney of the Wellness Desk to hydrate before attempting to process the collapse, after she determined that the nation is trying to absorb too much bad news on too little water and with “deeply concernin...
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