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President Trump skips son's wedding to attend his latest staged assassination attempt
President Trump has explained that he was sadly unable to attend his son’s wedding in the Bahamas because the date clashed with his latest staged assassination attempt. Obviously, a big PR moment is more important to the president than the...
Cuba invades United States to “Liberate the American People” and “Restore Democracy”
The Republic of Cuba has launched a ground invasion of the United States in its mission to free Americans from decades of tyranny, economic neglect, and the horrors of unbridled capitalism.
President Miguel Díaz-Canel announced “Operation...
Proud day for Israel as the Epstein lobby defeats Thomas Massie in Kentucky primary
There were celebrations across Tel Aviv last night as AIPAC candidate Ed Gallrein defeated Thomas Massie in the Kentucky primary. As a result of his victory, we can rest assured that no Republican will dare question Israel again. On the con...
Andy Burnham promises "real change" by delivering Starmer's policies with a Mancunian accent
In a move described by ThinkLabour as “totally above board,” Josh Simons has graciously stepped aside to let Andy Burnham contest his Makerfield seat in a by-election.
Simons was one of the key architects of Keir Starmer’s rise to power, b...
Muslim socialist destroys New York by taxing the rich, eliminating the deficit and improving public services
Newly elected Mayor Zohran Mamdani—better known as Muslim al-Socialist to everyone who remembers what America used to be—has single-handedly ruined the greatest hellhole on Earth in just 100 days, exactly as every hedge-fund manager warned...
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