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Man arrested under Terrorism Act after being caught with books from banned Irish author

A British man has been arrested under the Terrorism Act 2000 after being found with a haul of books by banned author Sally Rooney. The man was stopped by counter-terrorism police while driving a Ford Transit through Stoke, listening to Mack...

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Disabled people are not riding around in free cars. That’s not how it works.

Sorry folks, but I’m breaking character today because Nigel Farage has pissed me off and I need to set the record straight. He recently posted this drivel on social media:

Farage is misleading you by giving the impression these cars are gi...

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Israel identifies “terror tunnels” under Oslo after Nobel awards peace prize to Navi Pillay

The Nobel Committee has been condemned by genocide supporters, after awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to South African jurist Navi Pillay. As a result of this outrage, war between Israel and Norway looks imminent.

Pillay was guilty of a bloo...

22 days ago
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Caroline Lucas furious Zack Polanski got ten times more votes than she did

Caroline Lucas has reacted angrily to Zack Polanski’s woeful campaign in Holborn and St Pancras and will not rule out asking him to step aside. I can’t say I blame her.

Polanski disgraced himself by more than tripling the Greens’ vote sha...

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17 million protesters killed by French regime. If you don't believe this figure, you must hate women.

France has been rocked by waves of student-led protests, and as we all know, mass demonstrations in a foreign country are proof that regime change is needed. France is no different.

The protesters are demanding better conditions in sch...

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