Normal Island News
The UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Parody/satire x
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Pink to replace Macklemore on Ed Sheeran tour
Yesterday, Ed Sheeran made the neutral decision of dropping Macklemore from his US tour, explaining he needs someone “less divisive”. You will therefore be delighted to hear that Pink will be taking Macklemore’s place. She’ll be performing...
Home Office to proscribe Macklemore for speech suggesting all human beings are equal
The Home Office plans to proscribe the rap act known in terrorist circles as “Macklemore”. This follows disturbing footage of the keffiyeh-wearing savage rallying a crowd of 80,000 at an Ed Sheeran concert. Now I know what you’re all thinki...
BBC presenter in huge trouble after telling truth about Israel
BBC presenter Katty Kay has caused outrage by referring to the skirmish in Gaza as a “genocide”, just because that’s what it is, according to both the dictionary and international law.
Kay is one of the BBC’s most prominent journalists in...
US secures oil deal with Venezuela after kidnapping its president
For many years, the US has expressed huge concern about the tyranny being imposed upon Venezuelan oil by a brutal and illegitimate dictatorship. Well, that concern has now been resolved in the most practical way possible.
President Trump a...
Island where it constantly rains is experiencing another drought
When Margaret Thatcher made England and Wales the only countries in the world with fully privatised water, the naysayers argued it was a terrible idea. Today, everyone agrees privatisation has been a roaring success.
It has delivered an i...
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