Normal Island News
The UK's second most reliable news source after Gbeebies. Parody/satire x
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The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss resigns
The greatest prime minister since Liz Truss has resigned and everyone in the UK who matters is distraught.
Sir Keir Starmer’s shock resignation came just two years after he won two-thirds of the parliamentary seats by winning one-third of...
Elon Musk set to become the world's first trillionaire to be guillotined
This should cheer you up while you dig into a tin of cold beans and wonder how you’re gonna make rent: Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire. This shows what can be achieved when we cut public services to the bone to keep the...
FIFA Peace Prize winner kicks off World Cup by bombing Iran's water supply
The greatest ever winner of the FIFA Peace Prize, Donald Trump, has kicked off the World Cup by bombing Iran’s water supply. This has left 20,000 civilians without water. Outrageously, the Iranians are repairing the damage far quicker than...
President Trump skips son's wedding to attend his latest staged assassination attempt
President Trump has explained that he was sadly unable to attend his son’s wedding in the Bahamas because the date clashed with his latest staged assassination attempt. Obviously, a big PR moment is more important to the president than the...
Cuba invades United States to “Liberate the American People” and “Restore Democracy”
The Republic of Cuba has launched a ground invasion of the United States in its mission to free Americans from decades of tyranny, economic neglect, and the horrors of unbridled capitalism.
President Miguel Díaz-Canel announced “Operation...
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