Ooof! Bong!
Writing from/about Montreal. Parochial af.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 74 | Founded | 3 years ago | Last Issue | 2 years ago |
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Seeing
We need an eye exam. This has probably been true for a while. We can’t recall the last time a professional challenged us to look at a poster of letters and report back. We’re not sure, now that we’re writing this out, that they even do t...
It's Canada Day
We spent a good amount of time lying prone on the hard floor trying not to think about the many and various possible personal disasters that are on the horizon. Then we remembered that it’s Canada Day.
We low-key hate this country in its...
Touching Water
Just because Montreal is an island doesn’t mean it’s easy to actually get to the water that surrounds us. Oh sure, you can see water easily enough. Walk in any direction for a while and you’ll inevitably run into a view of the St. Lawrenc...
69 Hours in Toronto
Several seats behind us on the train, a woman and a man - evidently strangers to each other - struck up a conversation in French. The man’s French was strained, imperfect. His accent unplaceable. The woman kept saying that she didn’t really...
To Travel
There are so many different ways of describing a body moving from one place to another. We usually talk about “going.” We go places. Go to bed, go to work, go to our friend’s house, go to an all-inclusive resort. “Go,” as a verb, cedes...
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