Phooey
Sophia WerthmannAs in, nonsense.
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| Issues | 8 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 9 months ago |
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Great Lake, Tiny Baby
Lake Michigan, 8:10pm, August 2025
Haiku:
I do not know how
To comprehend something this
Beautiful and grand.
A short essay:
When I think about home, I think about the Great Lakes: swimming in Lake Superior at 9, swatting...
Chutes and Ladders
Some Context:
I played this game with a group of third graders recently. They were so into it: steadfastly intent on getting to the top the quickest, terribly distraught if they landed on a chute. Often, they would count the exact nu...
Pancake & Sausage Stick
Spotted while grocery shopping in LA.
Three Musings:
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Need!
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“Pancake & Sausage Stick” is a clunky name. Consider the “corndog,” which combines “cornbread” and “hot dog.” We don’t call it a “Corn Bread & Hot Dog Stick.” Th...
On the Elliptical, Pondering Time
On the elliptical, March 2025.
Three Musings:
- It’s peculiar to travel 1.55 miles while staying in one place. This feels like a metaphor: if I were to spend 16 minutes and 17 seconds writing an essay/working on my taxes/cleaning...
The Perfect Man
February
Three Musings:
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There was no “Perfect Woman” chocolate available.
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The ampersand in “He’s Sweet & Rich” implies it’s hard to find a man who’s both.
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I almost bought one.
Haiku:
The perfect man is...
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