The Church Curmudgeon
Church CurmudgeonChurch, coffee, quips, and cantankerousness
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 30 | Founded | 5 years ago | Last Issue | 3 years ago |
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Some Like It Hot
Some of you have been asking for my salsa recipe. Who am I to refuse?
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Bear in Woods on a Snowy Evening
Whose woods these are I do not know.
For I am but a bear, and so
I hope that no one sees me here
Deep in the woods; I have to go.
And who on earth would think it queer
To be a little shy of deer
And bunnies by the frozen lak...
Bellybuttons
In the church, the body of Christ, there are many members. Each has a part to play, a God-given role to carry out.
Think about the bellybuttons.
There are many kinds.
Some are deep.
Some are shallow.
Some are unusual. They stick out....
Time Now to Grind the Beans
Time now to grind the beans,
Alleluia! Amen!
For morning’s hot caffeine;
Alleluia! Amen!
Into my mug I’ll pour
That bev’rage I adore!
Then, I shall pour some more;
Alleluia! Amen!
A Wonderful Bev'rage
A wonderful bev’rage, my coffee is poured,
A wonderful bev’rage to me;
It bringeth me joy as it filleth my pot
Where rivers of pleasure I see.
It bringeth me joy as it filleth my pot
That breweth each morn as I stand;
It bringeth me l...
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