Total Cow
Flora GillFlora Gill has become a human cow. The writer and journalist spends hours a day lactating into a tiny person. Once a week she sends a newsletter of her musings while milking. Expect topics like sex, tv, food, goss and how far she can squirt her tit juice.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Monthly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 10 | Subscribers | Read | atotalcow.substack.com |
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Why do we all want to fuck a felon?
### Why do we all want to fuck a felon?
I’ve just had a baby but I don't want to be a mum.
Today’s Total Cow is a strange one because it’s a piece I wrote 9 months ago but was too ashamed to send out at the time. I was worried I’d be alone in my feelings and might receive negative feedback- something I didn't think I could handle...
I fed strangers my breast milk- is that weird?
#### I fed strangers my breast milk- is that weird?
What do men even do on paternity leave?
### What do men even do on paternity leave?
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For 10 years I've been a freelance journalist and screenwriter writing for publications like The Times, You Magazine, Grazia, GQ etc, but recently I've become a human cow to a little boy so now I'm writing more about that on here.
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