The home for William Lehman's work on Substack. Blog posts, short story and novel release announcements, and anything else that grabs my attention. With occasional guest posts.
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Internationale Idiots
“The Internationale” was the first national anthem of the Soviet Union, (Replaced in 1944, in a very “Animal Farm” move, by something more “dedicated to the Soviet Union”) It was the anthem of Communism everywhere, until it became too obvio...
The Return of What is Truth
What is truth? Asked the modern Pilate, and washed his hands.
Back in May of 2025 I asked what-is-truth (link to the original) and it’s been a periodic theme here. I’m coming back to it again today.
Dinner is Greek meatballs, recipe prov...
Things Break
This is NOT one of those “these young kids” pieces, I swear. First, it’s not just the youngest generation, or even mainly them, and second, it’s not their fault.
Welcome to the scuttlebutt, dinner is tacos, you know where the booze is. Pul...
Target Rich Environment volume five
I try to limit my targets for lampooning to just a few, but sometimes I get swarmed by the stupid. This is one of those times.
Welcome to the Scuttlebutt, dinner is beef stroganoff, you know where the booze is. Pull up a chair, pour yourse...
Enemies, Foreign and Domestic
The picture is me, from a few (OK, several) years ago, and is provided to show that yeah, I’ve had a little experience with the Navy and with some of the subjects of this little essay.
Welcome to the scuttlebutt, dinner is whatever the VFW...
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Author, Submarine sailor, Shipyard worker, teacher, manager, cop.
A former 0811 Marine, Jonathan LaForce now writes, practices the ancient art of bbq-fu, and enjoys marriage to a stunning blonde. He putters about in an odd job nobody who went to high school with him would have picked. The Emperor Mong protects.
I'm a Marine, Father, Medic, and Author...exiled to the People's Republik of New Jersey
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