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5 Boring Observations

Ikechukwu Ufomadu

A brand new list of 5 boring observations every Wednesday, plus a poll to determine which of those observations is most boring.

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5 Boring Observations #54

Dear Reader,

It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fifty-fourth edition of 5 Boring Observations.

The previous edition’s poll has — rightfully — closed. The observation to emerge as most boring (and by a wide margin) was:

“Cabbage can be foun...

3 months ago
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5 Boring Observations #53

Dear Reader,

It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fifty-third edition of 5 Boring Observations.

I have it on good authority that two calendar weeks have passed, which means last edition’s poll is now closed. The observation to emerge as “most b...

4 months ago
14
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5 Boring Observations #52

Dear Reader,

It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fifty-second edition of 5 Boring Observations — and, seeing as how this newsletter stumbled away from its usual weekly cadence over the winter, let me also thank you for your patience.

Of note:...

4 months ago
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5 Boring Observations #51

Dear Reader,

It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fifty-first edition of 5 Boring Observations.

What I’m about to say won’t be hard to believe: last week’s poll is now closed. The observation found by the readership to be most boring was:

“M...

6 months ago
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5 Boring Observations #50

Dear Reader,

It’s Wednesday. Welcome to the fiftieth edition of 5 Boring Observations. Let me also thank you for your patience, as it has been a full six weeks since the last dispatch of this (mostly) weekly newsletter. To those concerned...

6 months ago
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