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6 Foot Party Sub

Six Foot Party Sub

A weekly email newsletter of the internet's funniest essays

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A Message from the Distant Future

Greetings! I come to you from the distant future, from fabrics of space and time unimaginably further and stranger than one can imagine. I have arrived to tell you that the human race will one day voyage into a fate unknowable and strange....

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As a 57-year-old businessman, it doesn't matter how many wet t shirt contests I lose

I enjoy a rare quiet moment in my C-suite office before Thirsty Thursday begins at my neighbourhood Hooter’s bar and grill. In the prelude I open my copy of The Agony and the Ecstasy, a fitting title to describe how I feel in the moment. As...

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How many times do I have to read about Sisyphus before it makes any friggin sense?

Well it's 930PM and you know what that means: time to prepare a hot mug of Sleepy Time tea, snuggle into my queen-sized Tempur Pedic, and open up my Greek Mythology compendium for the 9,733rd consecutive night to read the story of Sisyphus....

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I am going to poop on your mother

My Fellow Americans, I am writing here today to make one final guarantee to the American people prior to our upcoming historical election:

I am going to poop on your mother.

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2 years ago
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Guest Article: 40 Life Lessons for 40 Years

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  3. Take everything in moderation…including moderation!

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