A Heathen Reads the Bible
Agnostic AbeA heathen is reading the bible and providing weekly recaps for all you other heathens, with pictures and jokes.
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Genesis 22:1-22:24
Welcome to what I’ve decided is the season finale of A Heathen Reads the Bible. Turns out, reading and writing about incest every week, in addition to drawing and coloring five to seven pictures, as well as working a completely different jo...
ART REVIEW!
The next entry in my regular bible recap series will cover a major story from the old testament, so I’m taking another week to make sure I get it just right. In the meantime, I present to you my new favorite thing ever, Dutch and Flemish Re...
Genesis 19:30-21:34
CONTENT WARNING: This week, the bible features — sigh — incest and rape.
Just when I think this book can’t get any more fucked up, Moses says…
Last week on Abraham and Lot’s Not-So-Excellent Adventure, Lot, his wife, and their two daught...
Genesis 18:1-19:29
CONTENT WARNING: The section of the bible covered in this recap features an attempted rape, so that word is used a lot. Please send all complaints to Moses.
After last week’s entry where Abraham went all Jason Vorhees — first on some unsu...
Genesis 15:1-17:27
CONTENT WARNING: This week’s entry contains racy Dave Matthew’s Band lyrics
A brief list of God’s promises to Abram up until this point in the story:
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God promises to give the land of Canaan to Abram.
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After Abram arrives in Canaa...
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