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A Muse Letter

Rich Feldman

It’s funny if you look at it this way.

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    Rich is a 30+ year marketing veteran who gave up serving clients to start entertaining the masses. A Muse Letter is smart satire, and dumb jokes ... a weekly contribution to the modern-day zeitgeist.

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