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Carnival of Chaos: America’s Last, Fishy Eclipse
Headaches and nausea are common during eclipses, late stage capitalism, and ingestion of food produced in the U.S.
What The Hell Has Been Going On?
A slow, inexorable slide into absurdity, that’s what.
As is typical of eclipse seaso...
Tarotscopes 8.23.26: Enjoy a Brief Eclipse Reprieve
Yes, Virgo, you look beautiful and skinny and your house is very clean
Like a blousy blonde on a bad date, Leo has moved to the rear view mirror for Zeus’ golden child. Over the next month, the Sun will be ensconced in Virgo, that industri...
Horoscopes for a Dangerous Eclipse Season
Stoner Rosemary’s Baby, AKA Wheel of Fortune from Ultraviolet tarot
Wherefore Art Thou So Ominous, Moons?
In the very scientific category of Lunation Vibe Intensity™, our full moon in Aquarius, 2026, with its Lynchian undertones and c...
Leo Season Plot Twists and Actor Swaps
Drama queens of the galaxy, unite
Previously, On Shittiest Timeline Ever
When I was in grade school, I had a slightly older, cooler neighbor who got me into daytime soap operas. My mother wasn’t a soap opera person, which meant I wasn...
Material Vengeance: Horoscopes From Mother Nature
Bees…BEEEEEEEEES!
Earth and Air
Walking through my PNW neighborhood this month feels like a hobbit-y tour through the shire; bumblebees the size of zeppelins lurch between trumpet blossoms and grape-like bud clusters, petaled...
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Professional astrologer, tarot reader & chaos magic practitioner writing about ancient mythology as it pertains to modern dilemmas. Astrology for people who dislike smoke blown up their ass. And I swear. A lot.
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