Alecto Chaos
The Cranky AstrologerBlunt Horoscopes. Foul-Mouthed Tarot. Feminist Rants. Current Events. Witch Shit.
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Astro Forecast 2.17.26: Unfortunately, This Will Not Be Over Anytime Soon
Saturn, shown here beating the total shit out of some poor bastard
The Present
The rain stutters, Puget Sound is topped with whitecaps, fit women in puffer jackets walk their labradors by the water, and the SeaHawks logo peeks through...
Dear Saturn. Fuck You.
Paralysis.
This is the place I’ve lived for a month, a landscape of shadow and fog that mutes throats, stops motion, and sedates minds. We roused ourselves enough to walk the shores of the Puget Sound on New Year’s Day, my kids and me,...
Uranian, Shit-Disturbing Holiday Horoscopes
The moon is ready to fuck around and find out - are you?
How Soon Is Now?
I’m beginning to feel a lot like Morrissey lately, which I don’t like one bit, considering he’s a racist piece of shit and the weakest member of The Smiths to...
Tarotscope Review: Judgement is Nigh
Please Jesus/Angel/Man, please find me worthy of a pair of underwear
Riding in the car to work is a treat in the late, PNW autumn because the freeway offers unfettered, if fleeting, views of forested mountains and fogged-over water; the ha...
Astro News 11.6.25: Setting Fire to The Rain
Along the Way by Gloomy Grove, showing now at Ghost Gallery
What The Hell Has Been Going On?
This is what I asked myself last week, when nascent optimism about October’s wet gardens and leafy sidewalks proved fleeting once I rose from...
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Professional astrologer, tarot reader & chaos magic practitioner writing about ancient mythology as it pertains to modern dilemmas. Astrology for people who dislike smoke blown up their ass. And I swear. A lot.
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