Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
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"Has the Best Man ever fantasised about you?" The Wedding Planner Chronicles
Despite the enormous stress weighing down on her, Melissa was just about the happiest she had ever been in her life. It was precisely the sort of life affirming joy that, had she seen it effervescing from anyone else, would have been active...
Experiencing Daddy Issues...
“Sex is a conversation. Good sex is a debate. Great sex is an argument.” - Quote attributed to Alice, Sometime in the mid 2010’s. Feel free to quote me. It’s probably one of the most sensible things I’ve ever said.
Communication is key to...
The Birthday [Bedroom] Bumps.
“Time’s running out, guys. Will any brave, generous soul be charitable enough to hook up with my friend before the cruelties of time ravage her beyond all hope?” - Charlie. May 2026.
Once again finding myself unable to combat the crushing...
Sex Scrabble: The definitive game of fuckery!
As an individual who has always enjoyed and delighted in the competitive side of sex, with every orgasm - given or received - being deservedly classified as a ‘win’, I consider myself to be something of a connoisseur on the subject of ‘sex...
Massage Confessions: Rubbing the Regulars.
I have, perhaps unsurprisingly, an incredibly high number of repeat, returning and regularly booked clients for my massage services. If you’re asking why exactly that should be so unsurprising, you might find the answer HERE, HERE or HERE....
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