Alice's Open Treasure Chest
AliceHello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally amusing, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 95 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 13 days ago |
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Fringe Benefits - My Edinburgh Exploits - Stand Up Cumedy
Somehow, and please don’t ask me exactly how, it’s fucking August again already. There is simply no rational world in which it’s already been a full rotation of the sun since last August, but here we are. Either someone has miscounted or I’...
Frustration, Procrastination and Furious Masturbation
“Alice, I mean this is the politest fashion possible; GET FUCKED.”
An inordinate, ungodly, and unspeakably cruel series of deadlines landed in my lap recently, each somehow more urgent and all consuming than the last. As such, for the last...
"Has the Best Man ever fantasised about you?" The Wedding Planner Chronicles
Despite the enormous stress weighing down on her, Melissa was just about the happiest she had ever been in her life. It was precisely the sort of life affirming joy that, had she seen it effervescing from anyone else, would have been active...
Experiencing Daddy Issues...
“Sex is a conversation. Good sex is a debate. Great sex is an argument.” - Quote attributed to Alice, Sometime in the mid 2010’s. Feel free to quote me. It’s probably one of the most sensible things I’ve ever said.
Communication is key to...
The Birthday [Bedroom] Bumps.
“Time’s running out, guys. Will any brave, generous soul be charitable enough to hook up with my friend before the cruelties of time ravage her beyond all hope?” - Charlie. May 2026.
Once again finding myself unable to combat the crushing...
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Hello. I'm Alice. I write lengthy, occasionally humorous, and often infuriatingly verbose sexual anecdotes from my life.
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