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Aggrieved nostalgia
I wanted to write something thinky this week on a topic I’ve been thinking about for a while. Most of you will know, because I can’t shut up about it on the socials, that I’ve been working on a long essay about the rise of the Far Right in...
Through blindness they perished.
I’ve tried really hard to ignore the melodrama of the melon drama, but it seems I am fated, like you, like Albo, perhaps like poor Odysseus, to suffer the wrack and sorrow of this bullshit, for though we blame the Gods for all our miseries,...
The roadtrip birthday.
Today is my birthday and I am in Hobart so I’ll be having the day off to hang out with my wife.
Today is my birthday and I am in Hobart so I’ll be having the day off to hang out with my wife.
By the flicking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.
I remember one of my earliest flatmates, Craig, an engineering student, reading the back of a cereal box at the breakfast table because… what the hell else was he going to do? Our shared student digs didn’t run to a newspaper subscription....
Zombie Alliance
Every fortnight I write a column for Crikey and they generously asked/allowed me to re-up it here.
I’m not mailing this out, because to be honest I’m curious about how many of you will find it if I don’t.
It’s January 2027, and you...
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