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Everything Trump Touches Dies
Look, I know what you expect on a Friday. You arrive here carrying the psychic residue of another week spent watching civilisation collapse, and I’m expected to convert that dread into therapeutic lulz. Fair enough. We all have our roles in...
Why not just not follow the news?
I should’ve taken a picture of that muffin. The photo would’ve been for you, not me, because I remember that bad boy with absurd clarity. It was a strawberry-banana white chocolate muffin from Hand of Fatima at Peregian Beach, and it remain...
So, you've decided to write a terrible EV piece.
So, something different this week. I got angry, but this time on a Tuesday. Why? Because the ABC’s 7:30 Report decided to cosplay as The Daily Telegraph on the topic of EV’s.
Unsurprisingly there’s a lot of interest in electric vehicles at...
The end of suffering.
Allow me the indulgence of riffing on something I read this week, that wasn’t all about politics: a New York Times column by Colson Whitehead, on AI. Specifically, on why artists should not use it. There’s a free link here, if you have time...
Excuse me while I vomit up my ungovernable rage.
I had a funny little column planned for today. Paid subs only, cos I gotta give them something, right? It was about the Gulf War, obviously, but I figured, you know, everybody is so fucking stressed about this thing. They’re sick of it. The...
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