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What light on yonder bin lid breaks?
I choose not to stare at the sun, drink my own wee or pay much attention to British politics, but I do know who this dipshit is…
… because being known is Nigel Farage’s entire body of work, thirty years of being impossible to avoid, like a...
Not just zombie curious.
In the tropical forests, there lives a creepy-arse fungus—Ophiocordyceps unilateralis for the zoological horror nerds—that infects decent, hardworking carpenter ants, those absolute models of bourgeois industry. After cracking open their ex...
The perpetual-grievance siren
A billionaire wandered out to the helicopter deck of his favourite hyperyacht this week to remind us all that platforming a fascist is important to democracy…
Okay, look, sorry.
You know what’s also important? Telling the truth. So I’ll f...
She's not hiding it
The banner descended behind Pauline Hanson at the National Press Club on Wednesday, and the commentariat did what it does best: agreed with itself, instantly, at volume: “Oh noes! GetUp just gifted her the victim narrative she came for”.
M...
Five Minutes of Guided Meditation and Freshly Harvested Protein.
Hey, it’s me, JB, and I’m coming to you from the ruins of our civilisation with a five-minute meditation on calm.
I know it’s been a busy time, with the collapse of the world economy and the biosphere and the return of all Four Horsemen. S...
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