Ancient Problemz
Ancient Problemz, Lirpa Strike, Stetson, Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake, Liam Blackford, Walt Bismarck, Peter Banks, Rohan GhostwindContemporary answers for legacy tribulations.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 199 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 3 days ago |
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Never Too Much w/ Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake
Blahcast 73: In which you catch all this feeling
This account proudly backs the troops and rejects the current thing which is why I’m once again joined by Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake to talk about something neither current nor relevant. T...
Women have false revelations about people and men have false revelations about things
Every year seemingly disparate news stories grip the public with a distinct spate of people taking some sort of nuanced position or a position that’s not so nuanced but involves a lot of preambulatory throat-clearing. For instance, there we...
On The Ginger Question
A cabal of genetically unique humans who can’t stay out of the news
I promised I wouldn’t talk about The Cornell 7, which people think is a morality tale about group sex when it’s actually a morality tale about group chats, but there’s an...
Floating above the battlefield
Type shit.
Although I comment on the discourse, I maintain that I never participate in it, while believing most people who participate in it don’t understand it.
Here’s a fun joke
What’s the difference between sleeping with seven wom...
Four More Uncomfortable Truths
Just because you don’t like them doesn’t make them untrue
People love an underdog but I’m sorry to say my very first post ever was a huge success, garnering almost 50 subs and more than 5,000 views. Substack is filled with weird people who...
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Contemporary answers for legacy tribulations.
Millennial stereotype. Longtime insufferable blogger. Armchair typologist. Yoga teacher. I write sentimental essays about the past and comment on culture from a heterodox-left perspective. Pathologically open-minded unless you're mean.
I have a background in the genetics of cancer and neurodevelopment. I'm engrossed by the intersection of different intellectual fields. My interests are too broad so I hope to refine them here through writing.
sadsack
Writer and poet in Perth on Whadjuk country in the Republic of Western Australia. Zero clout, totally irrelevant. Author of The Stud (forthcoming 2026, Verdurin).
The Con | Mein Kampf 2 | The Orange Book | Grifter
Husband | American | Boyd Institute President. Notes are for yapping. Essays are for thinking.
I am not altogether on anybody’s side, because nobody is altogether on my side
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