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Ancient Problemz

Ancient Problemz, King Salmon, משכיל בינה, Meghan Bell, Drunk Wisconsin, Walt Bismarck, Centaur Write Satyr, Peter Banks, Rohan Ghostwind, The Wise Wang, Natalie Sandoval

Contemporary answers for legacy tribulations.

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Authors

The writers behind this newsletter.

  • Ancient Problemz

    Contemporary answers for legacy tribulations.

  • King Salmon
  • משכיל בינה

    Definitely NOT a counter-extremism expert.

  • Meghan Bell

    Canadian writer and mother of two. Writes about brain development, Western parenting, psychology, psychedelics, and more. Former publisher of a feminist literary magazine, now politically homeless. Pathologically curious.

  • Drunk Wisconsin

    Hi, I'm drunk and I'm in Wisconsin.

  • Walt Bismarck

    Man of letters, song, and stage. Author of The Con. Founder of The Tortuga Society. Sixth generation Potato Famine survivor

  • Centaur Write Satyr

    Tomorrow's Tom Sawyer... Today! Let's get Centaurded.

  • Peter Banks

    Husband | American | Boyd Institute President. Notes are for yapping. Essays are for thinking.

  • Rohan Ghostwind

    There's nobody here.

  • The Wise Wang

    A vintage genie igniting dormant courage, one soul at a time. Wit, human nature, and smokeless fire.

  • Natalie Sandoval

    Opinion & Analysis Writer at the Daily Caller

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