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Why are so many female teachers having sex with their male students?
Eat your heart out, Richard Hanania
Every month I answer the question, what would Steve Sailer write if he wasn’t smart enough to understand Steve Sailer and this month I chose to write about the sexdemic occurring between female teachers...
Turning Problemz into Pidgin
Time hard an di slop cycle slow
People like to joke about it but diversity really is our strength and falling birth rates affect us all. Accordingly, my colleague Asmy has technology from the future that turns Problemz into Pidgin. As some...
Why do so many parents insult childless people for fun?
Won’t you H1-B my lover?
Why don’t you have to nag people to consume expensive products or date beautiful women or put cities in their bio?
I’ve trained a fair amount of doctors, lawyers, and financial professionals who would complete...
Uncle me once w/ Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake
Blahcast 69: In which we pretend to be nicer than we are
This week I was joined by Lance Corporal Scott Bukkake to discuss the 1994 film Clifford, starring Martin Short. The film chronicles one young boy’s single-minded dedication and desi...
Step Gnomes w/ Walt Bismarck
Blahcast 68: In which you just don't get it, you keep it copacetic
This week I was joined by infamous rake and raconteur Walt Bismarck to discuss male ascension narratives, female zodiac nonsense, and totalitarian copacetics. We also discu...
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Contemporary answers for legacy tribulations.
Millennial stereotype. Longtime insufferable blogger. Armchair typologist. Yoga teacher. I write sentimental essays about the past and comment on culture from a heterodox-left perspective. Pathologically open-minded unless you're mean.
GWOT Vet ▪ Old Stock Texan ▪ RW Absolutist | Opponent of Communism | Believer in the Superiority of Western Civilization | Musings on Politics, History & Culture
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Writer and poet in Perth on Whadjuk country in the Republic of Western Australia. Zero clout, totally irrelevant. Author of The Stud (forthcoming 2026, Verdurin).
Author of Mein Kampf 2
Husband | American | Boyd Institute President. Notes are for yapping. Essays are for thinking.
Red Pill's Top Writer, Founder of r/The_Donald. Buy my book : www.thepillarsofwisdom.com
the unexamined artistic logic of capitalist realism
The Last Boomer.
it's ur pal...writer of many books
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