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Andrew Smith

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The Great Bowel Shift

What’s a bowel?

The word itself comes from Latin, where botulus meant sausage. Botellus is the diminutive form, so it meant tiny sausage—but it also came to mean intestines, which really do look like sausages. Old French transformed the w...

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The Spicy Spectrum

Go ahead and take a bite from that bowl of raw onions you’ve got sitting next to you. Hey, no judgment here!

How would you describe that taste? Could it be fair to describe onions as spicy?

Let’s talk about what makes something hot or n...

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Knowing When to Fold ‘Em

There’s certainly a time to hold ‘em:

If you’re playing with a group and you get a good hand, there’s a temptation to fold at the first sign of a significant raise. You won’t get a chance to take everyone’s money if you chicken out, and...

7 days ago
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Cunning, Linguistics

The word linguist probably entered the English language some time during the 1500s. Shakespeare’s The Two Gentlemen of Verona, printed in 1623 but probably written in the 1590s, contains this memorable set of lines:

Have you the tongues...

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Dice in the Mirror

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air’s opening credits are like a music video, shot in the same style as Parents Just Don’t Understand.

After being bullied on the playground as a kid, Will Smith moves out to live with his wealthy Uncle Phil and Au...

9 days ago
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    I am the Dinkfather, dad of #dailydinkles. I wrote a book about her, and you can read about that process (and look at some pics of Dink-Dink) if you want: https://goatfury.substack.com/p/dinklemania-the-book

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