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How to Overcome Your Fear of Public Speaking

  1. Imagine the audience naked.

  2. Imagine the naked audience is feeling frisky.

  3. Imagine the naked audience erupts into a furious orgy.

  4. Imagine the many protrusions and orifices of the orgying audience begin to fuse together....

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Data compiled from watching 19 seasons of Love is Blind and the lived experience of my partner and co-author, .

One: Never stop talking

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Author Go Home

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I don’t have any advice for Author. I don’t think there’s anything Author should or shouldn’t be doing. I ha...

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🎵 Alone

This is a synthograph. I did not draw this.

I think it’s important — no, I believe it’s important as an artist, to fully commit to trying. To try so hard that you are at risk of failure and embarrassment. I make a lot of jokes here. A lot...

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🎵 There's Nothing Sacred Anymore

Joe in his shark costume, moments before (justifiably) shredding the photographer

I’m back with some music, featuring the dulcet warbles of my life partner, Lady Em, and the interjected meows of our boss cat, Joe.

Early in my music journ...

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