Armageddon Prose
Benjamin Barteeunfiltered pro-human freedom journalism vs. The Swamp
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Alpha-Gal Syndrome Up 5,566% in Ten Years (+ When the CIA Carpet-Bombed Cuba With Weaponized Ticks)
Anecdotal reports, many with accompanying video evidence, from around North America have inundated social media — well, on X at least; I don’t know about the others because my accounts all got nuked during COVID — of astronomical increases...
Corporate Coup: Amazon, Walmart Caught Running Levi’s Cartel
[A casual conversation, just to pass the time, over a baby-flaying session in an ornate warehouse on some lawless Caribbean island]
JPMorgan Intern/Altar Boy: “Oh Learned One, what is the free market?”
JPMorgan Head of Global Markets/High...
Mr. CIA COVID ‘Whistleblower’ Goes to Washington
“Never trust a spook on the witness stand,” my Midwestern Irish-Catholic grandmammy once counseled me as we watched together, me a babbling little mess of a toddler, National Security Council underling Oliver North lie for the intelligence...
Corporate Profit Margins Hit All-Time High as Small Doritos Bags Retail at $5.99
“soup lines
free loaves of bread
5lb blocks of cheese
bags of groceries
social security
has run out on you and me
we do whatever we can
gotta duck when the shit hits the fan”
-Circle Jerks, ‘When the Shit H...
WHO Inexplicably, Immediately Releases All Passengers on Hantavirus Cruise Ship Without Quarantine
Pertinent facts:
· You have an (alleged) outbreak on a cruise ship currently at sea of a highly lethal virus with a reported kill rate of 40%, as opposed to less than one percent for COVID
· Said virus has an incubation period of 7-39 day...
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I am a Bangkok-based American journalist, grant writer, political essayist, researcher, travel blogger, and amateur philosopher -- with opposable thumbs.
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