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As The Word Churns

Mark Armstrong

Humorous short fiction written and illustrated by Mark Armstrong.

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Latest Issues

They Gimme The Eyeball, So I Did A Binky

“He’s a ping-pong wizard, there’s got to be a twist…” Original image: link; coloring and editing: Mark Armstrong


About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other...

41 hours ago
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The Hidden Meaning Behind Chord Symbols

“C-scapes” Illustration: Mark Armstrong


About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.


Chords.

Those things you strum on a guitar or bang ou...

10 days ago
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Help Me If You Can, I Lost The Van

“And when we move stuff we feel happy… inside…” 🎶 Illustration: Mark Armstrong


About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.


Greetings! Liv...

21 days ago
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The Names Jeff Bezos Almost Called His Aerospace Company

Hey, Look what Jeff bought at Walmart!! Illustration: Mark Armstrong


About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.


Billionaire astronaut Jef...

a month ago
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Whistler's Tiger Mother: She Didn't HAVE Her Son's Back, She Was ON It

I am Tiger Mother, hear me roar!! Illustration: Mark Armstrong


About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense. This one’s all of the above.


OK...

a month ago
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  • Mark Armstrong

    I’m an illustrator with a white mustache. I'm also a writer with a white mustache. Same guy, same mustache. I specialize in humor, and I illustrate all my posts. I like clean stuff that ANYONE can enjoy. Sound like your cuppa chowder? Please join me!

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