As The Word Churns
Mark ArmstrongHumorous short fiction written and illustrated by Mark Armstrong.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 49 | Founded | 10 months ago | Last Issue | 9 days ago |
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The Names Jeff Bezos Almost Called His Aerospace Company
Hey, Look what Jeff bought at Walmart!! Illustration: Mark Armstrong
About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.
Billionaire astronaut Jef...
Whistler's Tiger Mother: She Didn't HAVE Her Son's Back, She Was ON It
I am Tiger Mother, hear me roar!! Illustration: Mark Armstrong
About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense. This one’s all of the above.
OK...
How Cupid Got His Bow & Arrow
Cupid: He was “horny” in more ways than one. Animated GIF: Mark Armstrong
About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.
Mars and Venus were...
The Ghost's Axe: Chop Till You Drop
Gotta keep those home fires burning!! Illustration: Mark Armstrong
About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.
This one’s a little different: it’...
Earth Day: A Good Time To Clean Ye Olde Substack Stream
A lotta glop in that there drop. Illustration: Mark Armstrong
About this newsletter: It’s devoted to short fiction, with occasional lurches into satire, social commentary, and other nonsense.
It was Earth Day. Horace Hump kn...
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I’m an illustrator with a white mustache. I specialize in humor. I write about marketing and visual communication. I'm self-publishing a children's book. I also write short fiction.
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