Babylon Decoded
Unpacking my colonial baggage and saying the quiet parts out loud — because therapy’s expensive and sarcasm is free.
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$300 Billion Vanished in an Afternoon and Every Central Bank on Earth Shat Itself
Winston Brown | Babylon Decoded
There's a building in Brussels called Euroclear. I had to look it up, because I'd never fucking heard of it either. It's a securities depository, which is the dullest possible phrase for what it actually doe...
Jesus Was An Undocumented Migrant. So Would You Have Sent Him Back?
Winston Brown | Babylon Decoded
Here’s a thought that should keep the hate merchants awake at night. Every single one of them exists because somebody, a very long time ago, decided not to be a prick. Not because somebody built a wall. Not...
Germany Wants Its Gold Back. Ask Venezuela How That Goes.
Winston Brown | Babylon Decoded
There's a German MEP called Markus Ferber who has, I think, produced the single funniest political demand of the decade, and he wasn't trying to be funny at all.
Ferber, who sits for the CDU, told Bild that...
Twelve Men Own More Than Four Billion Of The Rest Of Us. Guess Who You’re Told to Blame.
Winston Brown | Babylon Decoded
A dozen people. That's it. Twelve human beings now sit on more money than the poorest half of the human race combined, according to Oxfam's January 2026 report, “Resisting the Rule of the Rich”. Twelve bloke...
The System Doesn't Need You to Hate Yourself. It Just Needs You to Have a Mortgage.
Winston Brown | Babylon Decoded
There’s one word that turns up every single time, and it doesn’t much matter which century you’re looking at.
A British Indian-born cabinet minister defending a deportation policy. A black government commis...
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Spilling my colonial trauma like tea at a messy brunch, because who needs therapy when you’ve got WiFi, unresolved issues, and a talent for turning pain into punchlines?
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