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Trump says the war is ending, but the Strait of Hormuz did not get the memo
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I guess we should start with the biggest news of the day: Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular has been charged with illegally shooting an alligator in Florida. If that sentence makes no sense to y...
Trump is deregulating guns like America hasn’t suffered enough
So what’s the deal with gun control?
Remember the shooting at the White House Correspondents’ dinner? Well, it took 17 seconds for the entire MAGA-verse to decide that Trump needed a taxpayer-funded ballroom for his own safety. But at...
Republicans are back on their voter suppression grind
The Gala and other festivities
Last night was the Met Gala. I decided not to go, because I wasn’t invited. And I will continue to take a political stand against the Met Gala until they decide to invite me. Seriously, what a gross disp...
A shocking update from SCOTUS: they didn’t make abortion access worse today
Hands off my Mife
It’s been almost exactly four years since the Dobbs v. Jackson decision, the Supreme Court ruling that overruled Roe v. Wade, which I know because it leaked on my birthday. This year, the good creeps of the 5th Circu...
Congress ended the DHS shutdown and fixed absolutely nothing
The enemy of my enemy
The Devil Wears Prada sequel is tomorrow. The first one, at least, was all about finding common cause with someone with whom you shared an enemy… only to have it blow up in your face. At least, that’s how I remem...
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