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JD Vance is busy fan girling while Trump’s fake peace deal gets weirder
A man in perfect health
Yesterday, Trump announced that teens had taken over Chicago. Obviously, I thought this sounded pretty cool. Like a more affordable music festival. He was referring to an 18-year-old who struck five cops with h...
Trumpdates: Trump is posting AI slop while the war continues
“Is this play about us?” -Don Jr. watching Les Mis
I hope all of you had a lovely and restful Memorial Day Weekend. Maybe you even attended a wedding because you, unlike Donald Trump, are a person who loves your friends and family and...
The DNC’s report on Kamala’s loss is here, and somehow it still feels allergic to clarity
Utterly stupid, morally wrong
Who has fun Memorial Day Weekend plans? I know what I won’t be doing: attending Don Jr and Betinna Anderson’s wedding in the Bahamas. They were going to do it at the White House, but they didn’t, out of r...
Trump’s January 6 slush fund is finally getting challenged
I just wish red flags were a little brighter
I’ve always thought people who paid attention to red flags were smug. Like, are you seriously not going to sleep with that super hot guy again, just because he stole a couple of hundred buc...
Thomas Massie is out, because crossing Trump is apparently a fireable offense
Trump holds a grudge
I’ve been sober for seven years, but not to brag, I don’t need alcohol to get hangovers. I just need to eat a bag of Goldfish and fall asleep before I drink any water, while also being in my thirties. OR I need an...
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