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Graham Platner’s campaign is collapsing faster than his allies can run away
McDreamy for Maine?
You’d never know it from watching them, but our members of Congress are technically supposed to, like, represent their constituents' interests. And yet, Tom Kean Jr (R-NJ) disappeared for almost four months, and Mi...
The World Cup now has a Trump scandal, because apparently we can’t have anything
We Didn’t Start the Fireworks
Well we certainly had an eventful July 4th weekend: a bunch of Nazis paraded around Washington D.C., the National Mall had to be evacuated because of severe thunderstorms, severe weather also delayed Trum...
Trump is trying to ditch the trade deal he bragged about for years
The love of power
Obviously, I’m in a fight with my husband. I think we all are. Because why didn’t he climb to the top of the Empire State Building to propose to me? On Wednesday, a couple dressed all in black (hot) got arrested for...
Clarence Thomas is why we can’t enjoy one normal SCOTUS ruling
How was the birthright decision not 9-0?
I’ve been watching Widow’s Bay on Apple TV, and honestly, all I can think is, “that island looks breezy.” Also, Matthew Rhys is so hot, obviously. I live in NYC, and we are in the throes of som...
SCOTUS said no to Trump, no to Alan Dershowitz, and yes to one very ugly power grab
Temu Triumphal Arch is actually perfect
The 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence could have been a really cool and interesting look back at our nation’s complicated history, a celebration of what I think...
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