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Life, Liberty, and the Caveats of Happiness

BJ Prynne

Religion broke me in, the military threw me out, and I'm here to write about how they did it. Expect dark humor, true stories, naughty words, and the occasional middle finger to the government for illegally branding 31,000 of us with a scarlet letter.

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Grades are Stupid

Heads up:

This is a small piece of my memoir that is a work in progress, not perfectly polished chapters. To get caught up, the best place to begin is Toddler Fight Club and go from there.


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She got engaged to Timmy what’s his nuts?

Omg.

Who the fuck cares?

But thanks for the view, sucker! Heheheheh.

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Butt-Faces

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This is a small piece of my memoir. If something feels like it came out of nowhere, odds are the person/place/thing or idea was introduced in a previous post.

Certain details have been changed to keep the pitchfork cro...

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Baptized in the Name of Mermaids

Heads up:

This is a small piece of my memoir. If something feels like it came out of nowhere, odds are the person/place/thing or idea was introduced in a previous post.

Certain details have been changed to keep the pitchfork cro...

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The Bipolar Express

Substackiversary!

In honor of my first month and a half on this crazy train, I thought it’d be fun to share how I stumbled into this place completely by accident — and the chaos that followed.

To preface: I am electronically stupid —...

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