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Bleh \ud83d\udc45

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Howls dig deep in my bones
for graves to ravage or resurrect
old meat from the mother of milk, burnt
by hot betrayal,
or maybe just for a colder bed.

You crawl up to my knees,
clad in golden armour—which we both hate—
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The following is a rage-driven discourse among five poets—Silverone (@silverone_writes on Instagram/ ), Misty (@yours_misty_hazel_ on Instagram/ ), Sasna (@sasnaspoetryclub on Instagram/ ), Maha (@maha.diariess_ on Instagram) and myself—fro...

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AM I BREATHING?

I saw a mauled rat on the side of the road and almost regurgitated. Its intestines were out, skull crushed, tongue ground over the path as the flies enjoyed their new dinner. Its eyes were still open, looking up at me, like it was begging f...

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To Follow in the Footsteps of APJ Abdul Kalam, Rabindranath Tagore and Other Freedom Fighters

I bring forth a question to the masses of youth.

What does it mean to be human?

All eyes on Rafah,

Ya Allah,

The blasted carcasses of Palestine

and trails of blood flowing across

india’s face like its divine

collection of sacred riv...

2 months ago
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A Good Boy's Fancy Tale

My feet smell like the cologne you spray on your thick neck.

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A carnal awakening snatches my consciousness when I watch you wash the back of your neck. Soap suds slither off your large back too slowly like they’r...

2 months ago
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