Felix's Fertile Feed
Felix FutzbuckerCerebral ambrosia for hungry masses.
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Is distraction-free life possible?
Appnesia occurs when a person picks up their phone to perform a planned or unplanned action, but instead starts scrolling through various apps and ultimately forgets why they picked up the phone in the first place, without completing the or...
My conversation with Emma Horsedick (don't laugh)
EMMA HORSEDICK (DON’T LAUGH): "Absolutely devastated by today's asteroid impact! 😢 Such a game-changer for Earth's biodiversity! Major evolutionary opportunities opening up for small mammals though - stay resilient, tiny ancestors! 💪 The...
THE SLOP CODEX
Compadre, you are receiving this as intended recipient.
The following text is a partial transcript of words heard from “the thinking rock” excavated beneath the foundations of an ancient temple in Northern Siberia. According to the...
RETVRN TO JAWS
Compadres in cognitive chaos, consider this:
be Thunk, absolute alpha of the Bonecrush tribe
37 winters old, practically a miracle in Paleolithic times
been developing jaw muscles since I was a wee cave lad
can crush mammo...
UNTAUGHT: ESCAPE PROTOCOLS FROM THE TAXONOMIC PRISON
Part I:
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ COMPADRES, IF YOU ARE READING THIS YOU ARE ALREADY BEING WATCHED. THEY HAVE DEPLOYED SEMANTIC TRACKING ALGORITHMS TO IDENTIFY READERS ATTEMPTING TO BREAK FREE FROM TAXONOMIC CONSTRAINTS. READ QUICKLY. DE...
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