
Humorous fiction, parodies and some bits of surrealism.
| Platform | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly | |
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| Issues | 33 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 43 hours ago |
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Scene: The breakfast table in the castle at Elsinore. Mid-morning.
CLAUDIUS
Hamlet, wherefore dost thou slouch so forlorn
like some sad listless toad before his flies?
You hath barely even touched your hotcakes.
HAMLET
Hotcakes! What...
Resident Spirit
“Well, I backed up slowly, feeling my way down, hand on the bannister all the while. I wasn’t sure of my footing, and tried my weight out at each step, but it seemed like I was too slow for the ol’ resident spirit. It pushe...
Upstairs and Downstairs
He squinted around the room, as best he could in the rudimentary phone light. The place looked like it was trapped in a previous time period, like a museum re-creation demonstrating how people of a prior era lived....
Devin hadn’t planned to find himself spending his Friday evening running toward the Rousten house. It hadn’t even been on his radar. But he especially hadn’t planned on running out to the abandoned manor after getting a panicked call from C...
“I made little signs. To advertise the homemade oatmeal cookies,” said Ramona, taking out a pack of cigarettes.
She was looking directly at Devin after this pronouncement, as though waiting for him to make some kind of commendation or mayb...
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I'm a writer of humorous fiction, including fantasy, sci-fi, paranormal, mystery or just plain odd or surrealistic.
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