The Abstract Plane
Brian K. HenryHumorous fiction, parodies and some bits of surrealism.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 21 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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Legends of the Coffee God
And it came to pass that the Coffee God came to a strange foreign land and this land was known to those who dwelt there as the Hazelnut Valley. And in this land the people did walk and sing beneath strange trees, called the tree of the haze...
Art Boy and the Pathetic Lounge
Jolene Hannigan, student body president, sighed in satisfaction and crossed her arms over her cozy chocolate brown sweater. She stood in the all-new Petri Study Lounge (named in honor of Coach Petri, who’d lost a toe in a tragic track team...
Space Lord Losers: To Catch An Ape
Captain Appley Duglin confidently strapped into the Elevation Booth and waited for the buzzer to signal the lift. The briefing for his next mission was about to begin. As a longtime captain on the Space Lords’ Borroga base, he’d proudly com...
The Invisible Mummy Goes to Lunch
The Invisible Mummy dragged his sore, bandaged feet across miles of bleak desert before finally sighting a place to appease his raging mummy hunger: a vulnerable, isolated Del Taco by a rarely used freeway offramp.
The Invisible Mummy grun...
The Invisible Mummy
The Invisible Mummy was having another bad day.
He’d been fulfilling his age-old mission to take vengeance on humanity, wreaking havoc at the used car dealership by disconnecting computers from wall sockets, smearing windows with axle grea...
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