Burnt Toast Energy
Narrating the second half of life with questionable judgment and lower expectations.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Issues | 41 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 5 days ago |
| Active | |||||
Read this Newsletter
burnttoastenergy.substack.comLatest Issues
I’m Beginning to Take This Personally
Apparently, the universe does not want me to sell my house in Idaho.
I had suspected this for a while, but yesterday at two in the morning it decided to clarify its position by surrounding the house with wildfire.
I woke up randomly at 2...
How to Buy a House Badly
I had one job: move the down payment before closing.
I always think I have more time.
I could blame ADHD, perimenopause, or my deep psychological resistance to draining our financial safety net. Ideally, I’d blame all three. They could fo...
The Best Part of My Day Happens Before 5 a.m.
People often ask why I get up at 2:30 in the morning, usually in the same tone they’d use to ask why I’ve started cutting my own hair.
They’re curious, but mostly they want to know whether someone should intervene.
What could I possibly b...
A Strong Start to the Breakdown
Is it normal to wake up every morning feeling like you’ve been poisoned?
Not dramatically poisoned. No foam around the mouth, no overturned glass rolling across the floor. Just the ordinary kind, where you open your eyes and immediately th...
Everybody Hates Their Job
There’s a gas station in Idaho that sells what may be my favorite coffee. It costs about two dollars, which is half the price of Starbucks and, depending on how you look at it, either a bargain or a cry for help.
I’m not proud of loving ga...
Key Facts
Audience Metrics
Subscribers, engagement, traffic and sponsorship for Burnt Toast Energy.
| Subscribers | Engagement | 67 | Monthly Web Visits | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Accepts Sponsors | Estimated Cost per Ad | ||||
Explore More
Authors
The writers behind this newsletter.
Narrating the second half of life with questionable judgment and lower expectations.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I access the email archive for Burnt Toast Energy?
You can find recent issues that have been published by Burnt Toast Energy on Reletter by scrolling up to where it says Latest Issues. Tap on the link for any of the most recent emails or hit More Issues to see older ones.
How many subscribers does Burnt Toast Energy have?
To see how many people subscribe to Burnt Toast Energy, simply upgrade your Reletter account. We provide readership numbers and lots of other stats for this newsletter so you can decide if it's worth reaching out to.
How can I advertise in Burnt Toast Energy?
Newsletter advertising can be extremely effective when it's done right. Before you pitch Burnt Toast Energy as a potential sponsor or partner, make sure that you've done your research and checked its newsletter stats with Reletter.
Then, personalize one of our winning pitching templates and send it to the right person using the contact info provided.
How much does it cost to sponsor a publication like Burnt Toast Energy?
Newsletter ad rates (or CPM) vary depending on many factors, including industry, number of subscribers, open rate, ad placement and more.
To find out how much an ad will cost, contact Burnt Toast Energy using the contact information provided and ask for a copy of their media kit.
How can I find newsletters related to Burnt Toast Energy?
Scroll up to where it says Related Newsletters to see other publications like Burnt Toast Energy. You can also search our email newsletter directory to discover other newsletters that cover the topics you're interested in.
How do I contact Burnt Toast Energy?
Reletter provides this newsletter's website URL above, where you will often find their contact information. We also provide links to associated social media accounts and pitching templates so you can reach out fast.