Burnt Toast Energy
Narrating the second half of life with questionable judgment and lower expectations.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 32 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 7 days ago |
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A Brief History of Things Getting Worse
I made it back to Oregon yesterday in record time, if you consider “record time” to mean “a medically irresponsible decision fueled by caffeine, spinal deterioration, and a dog having what appeared to be an existential crisis.”
I left Idah...
The Geraniums Have More Hope Than I Do
I’m back in Idaho trying to plant flowers, because my house is still for sale and apparently no one on earth wants it.
Not “low interest.” Not “a few slow weeks.”
No one.
The listing just sits there online like an abandoned Facebook fund...
Is It Me, or Is It the Job?
Is It Me, or Is It the Job?
At four in the morning, I’m walking my dogs, or more accurately, being dragged by them through the dark, thinking about retirement.
This feels unfair. Retirement should be a topic reserved for people drinking c...
My Subconscious Did a Relationship Audit and I Failed It
I had a very strange dream last night, the kind that makes you sit up in bed and think, Well. That was an expensive use of my subconscious.
In the dream, I was back together with my ex-boyfriend, which is always a little jarring, like find...
My Nervous Breakdown Keeps Getting Rescheduled
For years, I asked my therapist some version of the same question:
Why do I keep hearing about women who completely lose it, and why am I apparently incapable of doing that?
Not in a glamorous, movie-worthy way. I didn’t mean the kind of...
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