Burnt Toast Energy
Narrating the second half of life with questionable judgment and lower expectations.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 47 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 10 days ago |
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Maybe It’s Buyer’s Remorse. Maybe the House Just Sucks.
My husband and I spent three years looking for a house.
Three years.
This is long enough to get a graduate degree, grow a respectable citrus tree, or develop a highly specific hatred of phrases like “great bones” and “just needs your pers...
My Tumor Apparently Needs Better PR
A little over two years ago, I was diagnosed with a pituitary tumor, which sounds dramatic until you realize that the medical system’s official response was, “Hmm. Interesting. Anyway.”
The pituitary gland is apparently the size of a pea a...
Three to Five Business Days
I thought this was my last week in Idaho.
That belief now seems adorable.
I had behaved like a person who was actually leaving. I gave away the rest of my furniture. What I didn’t give away, I shipped to Oregon. This included my king-size...
Bedtime Has Become a Hostile Work Environment
I used to think of bedtime as one of the safer parts of the day.
You brush your teeth, turn off the lights, stare at your phone until your eyes feel pickled, and then go unconscious in a room specifically designed for that purpose.
It see...
Jesus Christ, I Should Have Kept the Money
I’ve been a homeowner for more than twenty years, and during that time I have paid homeowners insurance every single year.
Thousands and thousands of dollars.
And in twenty years, I have filed exactly zero claims.
Not one.
No fires.
No...
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