Caffeine & Chaos
ag0nyCaffeine & Chaos explores the messy, ironic, and unavoidable truths of life, creativity, and the human mind.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 91 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 3 days ago |
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You're Not a Writer Just Because You Have a Substack
Congratulations. You've published a newsletter, therefore you're a writer.
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That's how it works now, apparently; like typing "I'm a doctor" in your Notes app and waiting for the diploma to arrive by drone....
How the Hell Do You Actually Publish a Book?
You're eight chapters into your manuscript and somehow you've already read eleven contradictory articles about publishing. One says get an agent. Another says agents are a dying institution.
A third says skip all of it and self-publish. A...
The Day You Stop Explaining Yourself
The message was eleven lines long by the time I stopped to reread it.
Then nine.
Then, for a while, it sat at three, with everything else folded into a parenthesis I kept opening and closing, unsure how much of myself I was willing to def...
Nobody's Stupid Anymore (Except Me)
Scroll for five minutes and you'll find out everybody and their dog has cracked the code.
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Some guy who can't parallel park is telling you about discipline.
A twenty-three-year-old who's never held a job l...
The Machine Doesn't Believe I Exist
It's two in the morning and I've just finished a paragraph I'm genuinely proud of; the kind that makes you sit back in your chair like you've won something… and instead of doing the sane thing, which is sleeping, I paste it into a detector....
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I write about contemporary chaos. Master, observer of the absurd, sarcastic enough to survive social entropy. If life is a BDSM scene where nobody knows the safeword, I'm taking notes. Irony is cheap therapy. Dangerously articulate.
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