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Cartoons I Can't Draw

Josh Lieb
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I can't draw so I have to describe these to you.

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Cartoon One Three Seven Three

A television writers’ room. One guy is standing up and pitching something to the room (but we don’t “hear” him). Two passersby stand in the doorway, observing. One explains to the other: “He’s ‘Good with Story.’ That means he’s not funny.”...

2 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Seven Two

A customer at Burger King scans the menu at the drive-thru. The listings include: WHOPPER DOUBLE WHOPPER and, finally, THIS IS THE WAY THE WORLD ENDS, NOT WITH A BANG BUT A WHOPPER.

Not sure what the joke is here. Just wordplay. I might er...

3 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Seven One

A depressed woman lies in bed. A friend sits by her bedside and says: “You don’t have to do everything. But you have to do something.”

Good advice.

I had a jokier joke for today but this seemed more apt.

Nobody’s sending in drawings, so...

4 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Seven Oh

A hobo stands with his arm around his identically-dressed hobo son on the fire escape of a crumbling tenement, looking out at the glittering city below. He says: “Some day, my son, none of this will be yours.”

About 3% of Golden Age Myster...

5 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Six Nine

A seedy movie theater. The Marquee reads: “CHARLIE FROM STARKIST CHICKEN OF THE SEA IN HARDCORE FISH ON FISH ACTION!!!” Out front, one person says to the other: “I said I wanted Albacore Tuna… Albacore!”

That’s an easy mistake to make.

I...

6 days ago
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