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Cartoons I Can't Draw

Josh Lieb

I can't draw so I have to describe these to you.

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Cartoon One Two Eight One

A college class. The professor points to a diagram of a Black-And-White cookie, with various animals “descending” from it: “My alternate theory of evolution posits that Pandas, Zebras, and Penguins all have a common ancestor…”

That would b...

6 days ago
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Cartoon One Two Eight Oh

A city lies in ruins, burning. Two lab-coated scientists shelter under a table. One complains: “Dr. Frank’s Monster was amazing, and Dr. Stein’s Monster was even better, but then you had to have the brilliant idea of combining them.”

I th...

7 days ago
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Cartoon One Two Seven Nine

DIVORCE COURT: JONES VS. JONES. Indiana Jones is in divorce court. Marian, furious, is pointing at him and yelling: “You cheat, Dr. Jones! You cheat!”

This is a riff on the (in)famous line used by Short Round in “Temple of Doom,” when he a...

8 days ago
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Cartoon One Two Seven Eight

A patient on an operating table, eyes wide with dismay as the anesthetic mask is lowered over his face. One surgeon is commenting to another: “Surgery’s fine, but what I really like is organ harvesting.”

Not what you want to hear.

There h...

9 days ago
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Cartoon One Two Seven Seven

A zookeeper is chastising a pride of shamefaced (and bloody-muzzled) lions: “Every day I let one lamb in here, just to test you guys, and every day…”

Some tests are inherently unfair. But when the lions finally do lie down with the lambs,...

12 days ago
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