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Cartoons I Can't Draw

Josh Lieb
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I can't draw so I have to describe these to you.

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Cartoon One Three Five Four

The Aftermath of the AI Apocalypse. The city is in flames, mushroom clouds loom in the distance. Roombas with guns shoot into mounds of human corpses. Two Robots stand in the foreground. One asks: “Well… what now?”

It’s kind of like the en...

4 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Five Three

BOB DYLAN COMICS. A courtroom. A Tambourine Man — a guy with a tambourine — is complaining to the judge as Bob Dylan sits unhappily at the defendant’s table: “… and then, in the jingle jangle morning, there he was — following me!”

Lyric jo...

5 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Five Two

A movie theater. Two movies are advertised on the marquee. The one at top reads: “Civil War Drama GLORY.” The one right beneath it reads :“HOLES Classic Kids Flick.” One owner says to the other: “We should’ve put more thought into this doub...

6 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Five Oh

A psychiatrist’s office. The Shrink tells the patient: “Well, it sounds like you have Impostor Syndrome, but I don’t feel qualified to diagnose you.”

They don’t make “scare” comics anymore:

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Do kids still read “Go Ask Al...

7 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Four Nine

Executives sit around a boardroom. Charts on the wall show huge growth in ONLINE GAMBLING and ONLINE PORN. One of the Execs says: “If we could only figure out a way for people to gamble on porn.”

It’ll happen.

I can only copy covers from...

8 days ago
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