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Cartoons I Can't Draw

Josh Lieb
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I can't draw so I have to describe these to you.

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Cartoon One Three Eight Two

An execution. The prisoner is being led to the Electric Chair, but instead of being a straight-backed wooden chair, it’s a La-Z-Boy recliner. The Warden explains to an observer: “It gets us around that ‘Cruel and Unusual’ crap.”

Kind of da...

5 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Eight One

A hardware store. There’s a display of signs: BEWARE OF DOG, NO TRESPASSING etc. Among them is a sign: WE PROUDLY GIVE OUT BOXES OF DELICIOUS JUICY RAISINS. The Proprietor explains to a customer: “Stick one of those in your yard and you can...

6 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Eight Oh

The kitchen of a McDonalds. Employees are mixing ingredients in a big vat. One ingredient is from barrels marked PANDA BLOOD. The Manager explains to a trainee: “We couldn’t call it ‘Special Sauce’ if it didn’t actually have something speci...

8 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Seven Nine

A man on the sidewalk is startled as he’s confronted by an older, fatter version of himself, appearing in a cloud of smoke. The newcomer says: “I’m you, from the future. I’ve come back to tell you that you’ll be old and fat in the future.”...

9 days ago
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Cartoon One Three Seven Eight

It’s a PBS pledge drive. Two friendly, gentle hosts stand in front of a bank of volunteers answering phones. One host says to the camera: “If you pledge to donate twelve dollars a month, you get this amazing Gertrude Stein tote bag. If you...

12 days ago
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