Celia Dishes up a heaping helping of humorous observations on pop culture and politics. Trust Celia to stir the pot in a way that will make you spit out your tea.
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Hegseth Does His Best Tokyo Rose Imitation … On Our Dime
While there’s a lot to dislike about every single member of Trump’s hand-picked cabinet of ass-kissers and dumbasses, it’s hard not to crown Pete Hegseth, Secretary of War and Spouter of Utter Nonsense, the Worst of Them All.
While there’s...
Dolly Tries to Show Trump “A Wonderful Life”
SCENE: The Oval Office, 2 a.m. A single lamp is the only illumination in the room where Trump, still wearing his trademark blue suit and a red tie long enough to hang himself with, has nodded off at the resolute desk. His wee-hours nap is i...
An Ode to Darline Graham (Who Isn’t Terribly Bright)
When U.S. Senate hopeful Darline Graham said during a televised debate this week that “National security isn’t really my thing,” I believe we all thought: “Damn. That was weird.”
So weird, in fact, I was moved to respond via poetry.
Celia...
The Phrase That Could Sink Trump Forever
I keep coming back to the phrase that might finally, mercifully end Donald Jickenhawk Trump’s reign by delivering a Democrat-controlled Congress this November. And here it is: When asked by a reporter if the USS Abraham Lincoln had been dep...
Profiles in Cowardice: Trump Hides in a Catering Truck, Leaving Others to Die
OK, I’ll admit it.
OK, I’ll admit it.
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