Chaotic Goodisms
Valerie WadeI write essays and poetry at the intersection of mental clarity, physical wellness, and neurodivergent identity, which is a sophisticated way of saying I spend a lot of time thinking about why people stay stuck and then write about it.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 254 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 23 hours ago |
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The Great Emoji Wayfinding Incident of Bass Goblin Weekend
At 2:17 in the morning, somewhere between the third bass drop, the artisanal lemonade stand, and what the festival organizers, who had never been lost, called “the intuitive campground flow,” the Mushroom Emoji called an emergency meeting....
The Retrograde Apologetic
The dictionary has been failing us for centuries but has managed to keep a straight face. Consider fault: a geological fracture, a break in the earth’s surface where pressure accumulates invisibly until some portion of the world lurches sid...
“Everything Happens for a Reason” and Other Cruelties
After bad news, the room takes on the air of the DMV at 3:17 p.m., everyone holding a number, nobody sure what they’re waiting for. Faces settle into the look of a fox behind glass at the local historical society, eyes fixed just above the...
ON THE AFTERNOON SHE SAT DOWN WITH DEATH IN A CHAIN COFFEE SHOP
I arrive early. I always arrive early. Not because I am virtuous, disciplined, or believe punctuality is a moral good. I arrive early because it is the last surviving protocol in a system that has failed all other functions. If my li...
Flawed, or One Earring Short of Enlightenment
I began my day at 7:14, on a morning so desperate to be interpreted it practically handed me a syllabus and threatened to quiz me on the subtext. I stood in my kitchen with cold coffee, one earring, and the kind of optimism that only exists...
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I write essays about what it means to stay awake inside a culture built on autopilot, where logic and longing keep colliding and the only honest thing left to do is ask better questions.
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