Chaotic Goodisms
Valerie WadeI write essays and poetry at the intersection of mental clarity, physical wellness, and neurodivergent identity, which is a sophisticated way of saying I spend a lot of time thinking about why people stay stuck and then write about it.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 258 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 20 days ago |
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The Geometry of Return:
One bench. One woman. Forty years. The kind of math that refuses to be solved by anything except the slow attrition of living through it, which is less about numbers and more about the creeping realization that the furniture is outlasting y...
the bowerbird’s auditorium
on the cosmic absurdity of expecting a stage to generate heat
I am currently freezing to death
inside a metaphor.
Which is scientifically inaccurate,
because a metaphor lacks the thermal mass
required to alter the ambient t...
THE ENTROPIC RIGHTS CONVENTION
Or: A Treaty for the Updated Universal Human Rights of Entropy, Drafted After the Failure of Continuity, the Monetization of Absence, and the Catastrophic Over-Measurement of Living Systems
Classification: Tier-Black-Gray, Thermodynamic, A...
The Great Emoji Wayfinding Incident of Bass Goblin Weekend
or, how Gen X went missing near the quesadilla vendor while millennials calmly followed a mushroom to salvation
At 2:17 in the morning, somewhere between the third bass drop, the artisanal lemonade stand, and what the festival organizers,...
The Retrograde Apologetic
On celestial determinism, emotional outsourcing, and the exquisite administrative burden of calling your mother back.
The dictionary has been failing us for centuries but has managed to keep a straight face. Consider fault: a geological fr...
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I write essays about what it means to stay awake inside a culture built on autopilot, where logic and longing keep colliding and the only honest thing left to do is ask better questions.
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