Chaotic Goodisms
Valerie WadeI write essays and poetry at the intersection of mental clarity, physical wellness, and neurodivergent identity, which is a sophisticated way of saying I spend a lot of time thinking about why people stay stuck and then write about it.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Daily |
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| Issues | 257 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 18 days ago |
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the bowerbird’s auditorium
on the cosmic absurdity of expecting a stage to generate heat
I am currently freezing to death
inside a metaphor.
Which is scientifically inaccurate,
because a metaphor lacks the thermal mass
required to alter the ambient t...
THE ENTROPIC RIGHTS CONVENTION
Classification: Tier-Black-Gray, Thermodynamic, Anti-Clarification, Human-Compatible Only Under Protest
Originating Jurisdiction: Sector-α₉:ΔΔ:NullPathway
Drafting Body: Provisional Committee on Entropic Personhood, Relational Decay, an...
The Great Emoji Wayfinding Incident of Bass Goblin Weekend
At 2:17 in the morning, somewhere between the third bass drop, the artisanal lemonade stand, and what the festival organizers, who had never been lost, called “the intuitive campground flow,” the Mushroom Emoji called an emergency meeting....
The Retrograde Apologetic
The dictionary has been failing us for centuries but has managed to keep a straight face. Consider fault: a geological fracture, a break in the earth’s surface where pressure accumulates invisibly until some portion of the world lurches sid...
“Everything Happens for a Reason” and Other Cruelties
After bad news, the room takes on the air of the DMV at 3:17 p.m., everyone holding a number, nobody sure what they’re waiting for. Faces settle into the look of a fox behind glass at the local historical society, eyes fixed just above the...
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I write essays about what it means to stay awake inside a culture built on autopilot, where logic and longing keep colliding and the only honest thing left to do is ask better questions.
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