Chocolate Pancreas
This all actually happened. Or maybe it didn’t.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 12 | Founded | 4 months ago | Last Issue | a month ago |
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A(nother) shock to the system
It was a Thursday.
I had been dreading this one because it was electromyography day. Or EMG day, if you prefer not to sound as though you're recovering from something rather nasty.
For context, this wasn't my first rodeo. Over the previou...
The bully and his beef
I don't think many people go to their local supermarket expecting to be reminded of bygones well past their expiry dates.
There I was, aimlessly trying to make the fucking fruit and veg weighing machine work and spit out a label for a kilo...
There's a dolphin at the door
Matt and I rocked up to yet another appointment.
I pressed the intercom.
I couldn't help but notice that the intercom—along with every fixture and door frame I could see—was wrapped in masking tape because someone had finally noticed that...
The biggest lesson a Calzone ever taught me
My mum and I had a standing date every week.
Same day. Same time. Same place.
I was on the precipice of reaching that coveted teenage milestone, so yes, I was a bit of a wanker, embarrassed to be seen in public with my mum. I was a big bo...
So why do I write?
A couple of days ago, @mymuseumofme asked a very simple but poignant question here on Substack.
Why do you write?
Initially, I wasn't going to reply. I mean, it's obvious, right?
I write because I...
Hmm.
Okay.
A bit of mental turbule...
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Writing about the things that affect my life — illness, reflection, regret, happiness and sadness. I’ll write about whatever happens to tickle my fancy on any given day, provided I can manage more than 10 words about it.
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