A satirical look at the world of evangelical Christianity.
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This Isn't Just a Crazy Christian Rapture Video
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EXCLUSIVE: Another Christian Militia Group Seems to Be Thriving in Colorado
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Todd Blanche Tells White House Faith Office That Abortion Will Be Banned Nationwide
"We’re working hand in hand with HHS and the FDA and the White House and President Trump’s team to get permanent solutions so that the Dobbs decision becomes permanent in every single state."
During a recent call with the White House Faith...
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