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Christine Broquet

The Blind Woodchuck

The Blind Woodchuck is a cautionary tale about woodland animals who don’t always play by the rules, which is kind of all of us, amirite? She is an expert on eclipses and politics. Full disclosure: I am not a Republican. Or a woodchuck.

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    The Blind Woodchuck is a cautionary tale about woodland animals who don’t always play by the rules, which is kind of all of us, amirite? She is an expert on eclipses and politics. Full disclosure: I am not a Republican. Or a woodchuck.

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