Please Wait, You Are Being Misdirected
Christopher MansonCartoons, Humor, Dance Moves and More from an Award-Winning Writer, Comedian, Actor and Illustrator. And Recovering Alcoholic.
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Professor Manson’s Creative Writing Prompts
Describe, in detail, the first murder you committed.
Write a short romantic story, but name the two main characters after:
1. Your bank routing number.
2. Your bank account number.
Compose a shopping list consisting entirely of items...
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Frank Jacobs and Jack Rickard’s Immortal Classic MAD About Sports, available at Thriftbooks.
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Sports.
Brings out the Best in those who Play,
And...
Down and Out at the Com-Pak Food Mart
MY OLDER BROTHER and I walked the six blocks to the Com-Pak Food Mart to grab our father a carton of Lucky Strikes. These days I get fatigued just thinking about a six-block car ride.
In the Forest Hills subdivision of Florence, Alabama, t...
Hurricane Izzy-Ass AfterM*A*S*H
WHAT I LEARNED:
I can survive without electricity, phone, and Internet. But coffee and cigarettes are hard.
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Today at my apartments I saw
My Neighbor sweeping Hurricane Izzy-Ass
debris from our breezeway,
My other Neighbor brushi...
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