Clean Chaos
Jimmy GardnerFiction and personal essays exploring humor, horror, creativity, and chaos!
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Ceremony
Photo by Annie Spratt on Unsplash
The tent flap opens and it’s her mother. Draped in elegant blue fabrics, adorned in white gold and garnets, her steps are tight and quick as she marches toward her daughters. Ana was more or less fine unti...
Monty
Photo by lilartsy on Unsplash
“Don’t say it if you don’t mean it,” she said.
I was holding the tip of myself against her lips, the dark taupe disarray of her hair strung through my fingers, as I stared and smiled and said the words again....
An Arrangement of Pins
Photo by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash
I pretend to sleep, watching through the thin slit of an eye. My wrists are bound and held against my chest on the dirt floor of the old woman’s hovel. The mushroom tea she gave us only affected Charlie,...
Updates 10/29/24
From my recent visit to the Terror Vault in San Francisco. This is me fan-girling over Vendetta (@vendettaz.wrld on Instagram) after her amazing performance.
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I’ve been a bit absent from Substack lately, so I thought I’d send out...
Jumbo's Banana Cream Cannon
Creepy Canapés is a series of stand-alone horror stories running through October. Welcome!
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Jumbo polished the side of his jolly red cannon in the mildewed gloom of his basement studio. Attached to a lacque...
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Writer in Santa Cruz, California. On my extra life and trying to squeeze the most out of my quarter.
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