Hambone Littletail
Unapologetic, non-repentant Doomer with a brain, hopium-free for twenty years. Enjoying it while he still can at Bugs in a Jar Farm.
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Deja Vu All Over Again: A Depressed Doomer's Worst Nightmare Comes True as Invasive Species From Hell Attacks Bugs in a Jar Farm
As George Carlin famously said about Japanese knotweed fifty years ago: “Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!”
UN's "solutions blueprint for clean energy transition" is Bright Green Lies on Steroids
If you want to read the more honest Doom porn that I skipped over, here is the link to this vomit-inducing pile of offal:
https://news.un.org/en/story/2026/06/1167785?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
Clueless Moron Looks Up For the First Time in Six Years, Is Totally Shocked by What He Sees
This is the main reason why clueless morons do not believe in UFOs, space aliens, or incoming asteroids.
A Kind-Hearted Human Wonders if He Should Rescue This Bored Old Hemlock Tree by Cutting It Down and Turning It Into Something Useful
I know the old tree would be eternally grateful if I would put it out of its obvious misery by cutting it down and turning it into a deck, but I don’t have a chainsaw big enough for the job. I know, I’ll call the Amish kid, and he can bring...
How to Turn a Goldenrod Thicket Into a Milkweed and Joe-Pye Garden
Hint: hire an Amish guy with a bulldozer.
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