Get F*cked
Connie CollinsA weekly newsletter for the hopeless romantics and proud sluts seeking love, sex, and connection in the modern age.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 24 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 7 months ago |
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bisexual panic at the party
On Thursday, I realized (yet again) that it’s so much easier to like women.
The beauty of taking the guy you’re “seeing” to a kinky non-monogamous mixer is that tangentially flirting with other people will happen. And everyone involved thi...
great, my sheets are ruined
We’re obsessed with cold hard evidence. Of course we love a squirter.
Fucking is selfish even for service tops and pleasure Dom/mes and submissives fixated on satisfying the whim of another. Though your physical fulfillment is not the poin...
shotgun wedding
She was wearing her wedding dress when the three of us kissed for the first time.
It dawned on me only after our tryst that the last threesome I had prior to Valentine’s Day 2025 was with a lesbian couple in college. They were also the fir...
petite mort
When you’re dying, all you want to do is fuck.
They’re two sides of the same black coin—well worn by skin and anticipation. You sit on the precipice, approaching climax or conclusion while bent over the knee of time as it stretches, flexes...
where are all the freaks?
He left the apartment door unlocked the first time I strapped him.
The Lower East Side fifth floor walk-up was sunny. I noticed the plants first: pothos climbing across the windows, a snake plant reaching for the ceiling, a monstera posing...
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Chronic Dater | Ghostwriter | Award Winning S*x Educator | Just a girl navigating intimacy in the modern age \ud83e\udee3
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