Cosmic Sushi
Cosmic Sushi, Curiously Delulu\ud83e\udd62Pop culture. \ud83c\udf19 Astrology. \ud83d\udca5 Raw takes, rolled tight. A sharp-tongued cultural newsletter dissecting celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics through an astrological lens. A spicy bento box of cosmic chaos. Fresh every week.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 80 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 6 days ago |
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Pretty Petty
Whenever I write a New or Full Moon piece for paid subscribers, I usually like to showcase the higher and lower expressions of each zodiac sign.
Where they shine.
Where they struggle.
This Full Moon was in Capricorn.
And typical of Satu...
Mercury Retrograde in Cancer Bingo
We are not spiraling. We are documenting.
Mercury stations retrograde in Cancer on the same day as the Full Moon in Capricorn, which feels really rude but highly efficient.
Full Moon in Capricorn: The Trophy Was Never the Point
The Capricorn Full Moon, Mercury Retrograde in Cancer, and the status detox before Jupiter enters Leo
Let’s be honest. Full Moons are kind of a big damned deal.
Curiously Delulu Asked Me to Read Her Celebrity Crush’s Chart
When Curiously Delulu asked me to look at her astrological compatibility with her celebrity crush,
Naturally, I said yes.
Naturally, it escalated.
This may be one of the most unserious but seriously fun astrology readings I’ve ever done...
The Luckiest Day of the Year Brought Me a Memory
Did the ‘luckiest day of 2026’ not change your life? #Same. Mine brought a rugby party, a red-flag crush, and a very different kind of Jupiter–Venus blessing.
Last week, we experienced what many deemed the luckiest day of 2026: the Jupit...
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Cosmic Sushi is astrology, pop culture, and pattern recognition for people learning to read the simulation. Sharp-tongued cultural commentary on celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics through an astrological lens.
Weekly delulu deep dives. Posting about life at 40 from my imaginary G Wagon. Nobody has it all together. Brain tabs open: 3784 Mental stability: 0
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