Cosmic Sushi
Cosmic Sushi, Curiously Delulu, JHong\ud83e\udd62Pop culture. \ud83c\udf19 Astrology. \ud83d\udca5 Raw takes, rolled tight. A sharp-tongued cultural newsletter dissecting celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics through an astrological lens. A spicy bento box of cosmic chaos. Fresh every week.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 99 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 2 days ago |
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Full Moon in Aries: Enemy #1
On Saturday, September 26 at 11:49 AM CDT, we will have a Full Harvest Moon at 3° Aries.
To see where this lands for you, look for 3° Aries in your birth chart. That house is where the Full Moon is asking for your attention. Then look acro...
The Bite: Seasonal Affective Disorder
Written post-Equinox under a Libra Sun, Venus in Scorpio, a Pisces Moon, and caffeine withdrawal. More astrology later this week.
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I hate this time of...
Mutual Destruction is On the Menu
Risky text season meets karmic consequences
Pop Up is what happens when the sky says something loud and my Aries Venus is too impatient to wait to publish.
The Raw Report: Terms of Service
Reporting Live from the Aftermath (NSFW)
For those long-time Cosmic Sushi subscribers, welcome back to the Sushi-Verse.
For those newer to the kitchen, this is where we discuss the intersection of power, celebrity, and culture — one sp...
Two Aries Suns Walk Into an AI Questionnaire
When the beautiful, bilingual, fractional CMO, and unofficial Substack social chair DMed me to complete a survey, I did not immediately reply “REMOVE” — which is usually my kneejerk reaction to political-party survey texts.
I’ve admired h...
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Cosmic Sushi is an astrology column decoding the simulation through celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics: irreverent, pattern-obsessed, and unapologetically astrological.
Weekly delulu deep dives. Posting about life at 40 from my imaginary G Wagon. Nobody has it all together. Brain tabs open: 3784 Mental stability: 0
Devoted student of how the world organizes itself. Mischievous insurgent where it gets us wrong. Fractional CMO by trade, rabbit hole seeker on the fly.
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