Cosmic Sushi
Cosmic Sushi, Curiously Delulu\ud83e\udd62Pop culture. \ud83c\udf19 Astrology. \ud83d\udca5 Raw takes, rolled tight. A sharp-tongued cultural newsletter dissecting celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics through an astrological lens. A spicy bento box of cosmic chaos. Fresh every week.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Freemium | Publishes | Twice weekly |
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| Issues | 94 | Founded | a year ago | Last Issue | 6 days ago |
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Cosmic Conditioning
Mars squared Saturn on September 1.
We’re carrying it with us through the week.
The planet of action meets the planet of restriction.
And both planets are in fall.
Mars in Cancer will fight the good fight but takes things a little too p...
The Cut: Desire Takes the Driver’s Seat
An Astrology of September Joyride
Welcome to The Cut, an occasional paid-subscriber dispatch offering one sharp read on the astrology you need to know, the cultural weather, the projection patterns, and what not to take personally while ev...
Lunar Eclipse in Pisces: Standing Water, Still Standing
This week’s Deluxe Platter is on the house.
On Thursday, August 27, 2026, at 11:12 PM CDT, we have a partial Full Moon Lunar Eclipse at 4°54′ Pisces.
For five hours and 38 minutes, the Moon will move through the Earth’s shadow.
For mor...
Clique Bait and Hot Mics
Pop Up is what happens when the sky says something loud and my Aries Venus is too impatient to wait to publish.
This is a format reserved for subscribers — timely, pointed, and probably unhinged.
Some days, Uranus makes me do so...
You May Be Entitled to Karmic Compensation
Pop Up is what happens when the sky says something loud and my Aries Venus is too impatient to wait to publish.
This is a format reserved for subscribers — timely, pointed, and probably unhinged.
Some days, Uranus makes me do so...
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Cosmic Sushi is an astrology column decoding the simulation through celebrities, archetypes, and power dynamics: irreverent, pattern-obsessed, and unapologetically astrological.
Weekly delulu deep dives. Posting about life at 40 from my imaginary G Wagon. Nobody has it all together. Brain tabs open: 3784 Mental stability: 0
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