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I stood in front of a still life, arm outstretched with my metal ruler toward the adjacent landscape.
“51 cm,” I whispered to my phone’s Notes app.
A few tourists glanced over as I shuffled sideways, measuring gap after gap between works...
It’s 1:58 AM, and my bedroom is caught in a standoff.
Behind me: The Tyrant—my anxious mind—pacing with its usual flair for melodrama, muttering things like, “Another week, another failure to deliver!”
In front of me: my laptop screen, gl...
This piece comes with its own soundtrack A Mechanic’s Soundtrack. Not because it needs one, but because I like the idea of you reading this to music, like some kind of literary karaoke.
This dicti...
Content warning: This essay contains references to suicide.
Note: Names and details have been changed to protect privacy.
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What’s missing from t...
I was walking home, carrying two brioche buns meant for breakfast. Once home, I showered, grabbed a plate, laid a slice of butter on it, and brewed a fresh cup of coffee… only to discover the buns were nowhere to be found.
I checked the u...
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When was the last time you cried because you couldn't find two buns you'd just bought? I can’t be the only one, can I? \ud83d\udc49 https://crustylittle.substack.com/p/the-buns-that-got-away-a-case-for
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