David Fitzsimmons on southwestern life, politics and culture with a side of salsa and satire.
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Tony gives ‘Donny’ some advice
Walking down his driveway to fetch his morning newspaper in his bathrobe Tony Soprano noticed his next door neighbor, ‘Donny’ Trump, staring off into space.
Tony: Donnie! America’s Capo de Tutti! You okay? You look like a peeled orange. I’...
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Empty seats, empty rhetoric hallmark of MAGA midterm Trumpalooza
Trump the loser to avoid at unconventional “Trumpalooza” midterm convention in Dallas
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Twenty-five years
One year after 9/11/2001
Twenty-five years ago an act of monstrous fanatical audacity shook our nation.
The attack on our soil spurred our nation into making six choices that reflected our democratic republic’s intellectual, moral and glo...
An Important Date
Today is an important date for my talented friend, the gifted storyteller, Molly McCloy. Her magnificent book, “Nine Grudges the Spiteful Origins of the Happiest Dyke on Earth” is finally born today-published by a real publisher, Read Hen P...
Top ten reasons it ain’t raining like it used to
Since Labor Day is a pointless day of celebrating the dead and dying labor movement which Trump and the GOP obliterated like Iran’s uranium supply I thought I may as well discuss the weather. Here’s my forecast: Trumpism, reviled and discre...
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The retired cartoonist and columnist for The Arizona Daily Star, I hope you, my readers, will enjoy my new venture here on Substack.
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