David Fitzsimmons on southwestern life, politics and culture with a side of salsa and satire.
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COOL CLEAR HEADLINES
“Colorado River crisis will only get worse, experts say”
Arizona Daily Star headline
9/19/2026
COLORADO RIVER CRISIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE, EXPERTS SAY
Zonies warned “Now’s Time to pack up your Camelbacks and Abandon the Sandbox!”
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Headlines you missed
MAGA, MAHA have no regrets after “Cutting Vaccines for fighting Stupid”
New High for Retirees: Watching a bucket of water evaporate faster than you can say triple digit summer
Californians, Arizonans to fight over water like Indi...
The San Pedro riparian paradise
The beautiful San Pedro river is not flowing these days. The river’s declining flows and the groundwater wells drying up in the region pose a choice.
It’s simple.
Visit metastasizing Sierra Vista. Take it all in. And then visit the endang...
Troops in need
Troops in need
I come from a family that has served for generations in its defense since our nation’s founding. Wars change but the needs of our warriors remain the same. Whether you agree or disagree with a war, those young Americans w...
Fitz Quick Hts
Trump recently whined ‘I was probably abused more than anyone in our country.” When? Where? On Epstein Island? Oh, Donald, poor Donald, did Jeffrey hold you down, too? Did he slap you when you bit him?
No wonder he’s reluctant to release...
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The retired cartoonist and columnist for The Arizona Daily Star, I hope you, my readers, will enjoy my new venture here on Substack.
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