
A wholesome version of thinking with your dick. How asking 'What will make me a more fuckable husband?' turned me into a better man, father, and partner, and how others can use the same framework.
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When I first came up with The Optimally Fuckable Husband Project (TOFHP), I had no intention of writing about it long-term. It started as a New Year’s resolution in 2025.
I thought it was funny how the potential of seeing my wife’s boobs m...
My exceedingly southern grandpa has a saying. “If it’s broke, I can’t break it.”
I’ve seen him fix cars, lawnmowers, tools, drywall, plumbing, and all manner of things any self-respecting countryman would be able to fix if he were born in...
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At my first marathon, I was standing in a group of runners. It was the first organized run I had ever been a part of.
Before the start, someone asked what everyone was planning to listen to during the race. People mentioned podcasts or spe...
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Hacked my life by asking 'What will encourage my wife to bang me?' Now I'm fit, present, and actually have my shit together. Father of 3. Full-time employee, part-time builder of things nobody asked for.
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