Desaree (Des) Crane
Life tried to bury me alive. Instead, it gave me great material. Funny, heartfelt articles for anyone who’s ever laughed through the tears and wondered if they were the only one.
| Platform |  | Pricing | Only free issues | Publishes | Weekly |
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| Issues | 98 | Founded | 2 years ago | Last Issue | 9 days ago |
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I Have Some Questions About Our Expiration Date
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Years ago, a fellow veteran told me that getting terminal cancer was one of the best gifts she’d ever received. That is an absolutely horrifying sentence to utter in polite society, or impolite society, or frankl...
Apparently, I am in my F@&k Around and Find Out Era
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Apparently, I am currently navigating my “Fuck Around and Find Out” era, which feels like a deeply inappropriate life stage for someone who is 57 years old and owns a cordless Dy...
I Don't Trust Humanity.
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Oh, fantastic. Another day, another existential crisis delivered fresh and steaming to the doorstep. Let’s talk about faith and the grand, slow-motion evaporation of our trust in humanity. Because honestly, what...
How to Be Alone Without Disappearing
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Well, look at that. September 18, 2026. Exactly one year since I rolled into Music City, U.S.A., ready to boldly reinvent myself like some sort of mid-life pioneer trading a covered wagon for a heavily loa...
Shots With the Sisters
I have a habit of finding myself in the most unusual circumstances.…one rarely expects to receive a masterclass in drinking from the brides of Christ, yet somehow, nuns have twice become my absolute favorite bad influences.
The first time...
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Life tried to bury me alive. Instead, it gave me great material. Funny, heartfelt articles for anyone who’s ever laughed through the tears and wondered if they were the only one.
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